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They're alright with a cuppa. There's always a big choice of biscuits or sometimes cake but now and again I'll just go for the retro choice plus keeping an eye on the quality now it's in forrin hands.

It was officially the latter even though I'd always pronounced it in the former and refused to call them rib-BAND. We used to make it at our place before the line was shut down and transferred to Poland a few years before the factory shut, still have nightmares on the odd occasion I was sent there to help out if my department wasn't running. I think it's made in Poland now. (I actually don't mind them. My folks sometimes have them in when I pop in to see them).

"It's great to be here at the North Shields police ball! What a great crowd! She tried to suffocate me with her sexual organs and I could smell her ham breath. I must get a disguise, I could grow a moustache but then I'd have to get a job as a firefighter, or a paedophile."

When you're in the bottom half of the league and just been KOd of the cup at home.....

Eddie is going to have to massively earn his corn for the final, assuming there's no appeal win the idea of Barnes starting horrifies me on the wembley pitch trying to get up and down the flank to attack then defend v Liverpool. Hall being a doubt just intensifies this. Sometimes you can luck into a formation through lack of options and I think this is where we could be at now. You couldn't make it up with first Pope now Gordon getting straight reds just before two finals, we're fucking cursed as a club, man.

NUFC sharpening their swords for the final......ready....... steady....... ATTACK!!!!!

It's not just his legs as well, even simple box movement there's just nothing there, what a horror show this has been. PSR is doing a brilliant job with this club, like. Just as it's meant to.

FYP

Targett likes hitting defenders from crosses like. FFS.

Knew he would score. How finished is Wilson though? Fucking hell.

"Sounds like .... Welly?..... Belly?.....Smelly!! Second word, Danny?..... A knee?.....fanny!!"

No. There's one or two who need shipped out, Wilson is absolutely cattled now, targett, schar as well. Barnes has looked a bad buy too.

She could be offside Tina.

There's so many Tina Feys she could be but I don't even know who the first one is?

I expected an abortion of a game tbh.

Lose control of the game in the second half is our identity, too many off it, too many past it, we become ragged and now our slim chance v Liverpool just got slimmer and this competition is on the ropes.

Fucking unreal.

When you're not on it you need to put your chances away, really needed willock to put that away.

Welbeck to come on and score, nailed on.

Willock, man. Fucking tragic.

Barnes needs subbed.

Mind, the crowd haven't done their bit as per usual Vs a small club.

Lack of pace at the back.

Bollocks.