Howmanheyman

RIP Once worked briefly with a fitter who raved about him but unfortunately the fitter just had the misfortune to be an extremely boring man so I probably didn't listen as much as I should've.

He hasn't spoken to 'his guy' yet for confirmation.

3-1 Swansea, another joke goal. Heavy pitch and Arsenal don't want to know. Fucking Cockney wankers.

Fucking Arsenal. Joke goal for Swansea taking the lead. We're fucking doomed, here like.

There'll be enough sad, sad, oh so fucking desperately sad bastards that'll fall for the manufactured eccentric bullshit and will lap it up. See that fraud Johnson.

I should be!

Snap!

A panorama special about the state of football, first five or so minutes about NUFC including cameo's from a very young looking Mark Jenson of the mag and the lush Gallowgate bogs. (Also later on a glimpse of some utter gimps from Luton including their shithouse Tory mp chairman).

I love how Sky dramatise the intro's to the many live games the broadcast of us as a club in turmoil etc then fucking refuse to state categorically that it's down to the owner.

"make me an offer" said with a squinty face is fuck all compared to her "tell me about it, stud" comment she made to Trump before dropping her tab on the pavement and stubbing it out with her stiletto heel.

Bellamy's a bitter little cunt 100% aware of his role he has to play regarding commenting on NUFC for his new employers Sky and more than happy to play along. Shame as I loved him playing for us.

We're living in an era when a fanny like Morgan, a former pop gossip columnist is 'interviewing' World leaders. (Then again, this world leader is an entitled rich OAP manchild who somehow became the President of the US. Mental times and mental figures like these two, Farage and Johnson.* *Fucked if I'm calling him just 'Boris'.

Sounds appalling.

I'm glad he's got the hang of this football lark, would fucking hate to see the clip of the club if he didn't.

I fucking loathed bergkamp to be honest. A proper snide, shithouse of a player, absolutely suited to arsenal.

I knew he'd be one or the other.

Unplug it for 60 seconds then put it back on.

I'm like a Geordie Gok Wan, man! (He is a designer not a cook, isn't he?)

Another one.....

Did he refuse to pass to a teammate with an open goal because he didn't like him?

They haven't. I have.

Not bad for £14.90.