Howmanheyman

He's the most likely to be either a mackem or someones piss take account on here IYAM. He does requests if you'd rather hear other shit jokes that aren't about Scottish football pundits.

Yes, then again, you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope some day you'll join us, and the world will live as one.

Needs a 'I've been right for years and have told everybody' box.

I'm starting to have reservations about this thread.

Woman in Gold - Quite enjoyed this.

Aye, he lives on the second floor.

It's a sad state of affairs when fucking Collywobble states our name more than our record scorer.

Hearing Shearer call them United on motd. Fuck off, mate. Does he do that with his mates in his box? Going essembee here like, but, coward for conforming to the national media's narrative.

Plays better with Taylor.

Brings larsson on in injury time for free kick and......hits the wall. 1-1. Typacall lucky mags, err I mean mackems.

Superb save from the mackems keeper. These fuckers are going to get points out of this game, I'm convinced.

They had a good shout for a pen to be fair. Good save again by pantillimon. ludicrous dive in the box by Fletcher.

Think Colback's looked very limited so far in McClaren's side. Obertan is just Obertan.

Defoe's equalised. Unbelievable. Undeserved to put it mildly.

Watching O'Shea against Gomis.

Another good chance goes begging for Swansea.

Lens puts the ball in the net but unfortunately for Sunderland is about five yards offside.

Swansea hit the post with the keeper looking on.

Very very close to a penalty there for Swansea. Free kick instead.

Defoe's facial expressions starting to look like, 'what the fuck am I doing up here?'

Sioux far, sioux good.

Huffed and puffed, 'got stuck in' and are getting beat. When the game calms down they'll get hammered.

Good atmosphere at the stade de shite as the locals loving their players trying to get stuck in to the swansea players. Clattermole and lens in the book already, lens just got away with a second yellow.

The Fish! You're presence is required.