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How much did your equipment cost, CT? (Obviously including all the extras you'll have bought such as camouflage clothing, metal detecting guidebooks, etc). It's just that I've got a few Roman coins around 16-1700 years old and I'm guessing I got them easier and cheaper than anything you've found so far considering what you will have spent on petrol and gear. (Hands up, though, I never got to bother some cows getting them so I'll give you that one).

It's a good pic but a better tale, maudlin or not.

Looks like the jug used for milking cows.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-cult-hero-pavel-9410714? "Yes it's sad, I've never spoken to Harps since he fobbed Steve Wraith on me. I met him and thought, 'Is zis some kind of joke?' So me and Harps are not so close, now."

Mooths like Walker graveyard.

Tim Roth was probably thinking along the same lines as Michael Caine when starring in 'Jaws. The Revenge'. “I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”

Manhattans? Went in there once and it was like a fucking Hoppings employee works night out with the hooped jumpers and the odd kid taking his top off on the dance floor. Saw the sum total of one lass in there so finished my pint off and went home as I was already well served from elsewhere.

"......Zen zis crazy guy said 'hello' at ze airport. Said he was too cool and straight edge for a selfie pic wiss me but was ok to show me his new motorbike on his phone."

You didn't drink a pint of Guinness in Wallsend, though. I noticed more of a difference in the lager between NI and here than I did the Guinness, to be honest. Fucking Harp lager, man or Tennent's. (Makes Carling seem like some award winning master brew.)

"Wallsend..... It's my kinda Town."

This.

But what if one of those kids had a ghetto blaster on him and started rapping on yo asses? /Toonpack

I could get that as part of a meal deal with one of the many pizza shops in Wallsend. (Do you do delivery?)

I think cloth was definitely touched in that incident as I'm sure posteriors were twitching like bunny rabbit's noses when TJ Hooker pulled out his cock extension.

Aye, like I said, Wallsend high street. Never drink cans of lager in the house anyway, Carling or anything else, although I'll have a few bottles of becks lying around if I fancy a small bottle or two.

Does he think he's TJ Hooker? :lol: He, (and especially some black kids), are lucky his two colleagues ran over to prevent him from doing something even more stupid than that roll.

One for the comedy account!

£2.20 for Guinness in Last Orders. Can't do much better than that! The Queens had a decent stout for a similar price last time I was in. (Obviously the trade off for the price is you're drinking in Wallsend high street). Fuck all wrong with Carling if you're round the doors and supping lager, I personally prefer becks but you are kind of stuck for choice if you want lager. Anyway, a lot of the time it depends on the bar and how good their equipment is rather than the actual brand. £5-£6 for peroni in the town? FUCK.......THAT.

That's word for word. The relief when I realised he'd said Shrewsbury who I have seen and not Carlisle who I haven't seen was immense.

Sure, Sol, sure. Getting you loud and clear, mate.

"Now just a minute, ya eejit, sure ya haven't beat us for years, so you haven't." Ant/Ewerk

Armstrong Galley have better coaches than Pardew so damned by faint praise there, mind.

Wishful thinking on big noses part, I doubt he'd turn around and say he's shit. I had to laugh at the Irish fans picking out Raheem Sterling for booing. Unless I missed a bad tackle I can only assume it was gloryhunters spitting the dummy out because he won't sign his contract?

Ahhh, the old 'not having some internet wanker telling me what to do' chestnut when you'll have another boat load of fans asking others to 'do something' instead of making the effort themselves. I had a bit of this at the Spurs protest, 'No spotty kid who hasn't seen us when we were shit, playing Shrewsbury is telling me what to do.' I asked the lad in question had he spoken to any spotty kids asking him to boycott? Or was the only one he'd spoken to was just me who wasn't spotty and who had seen us when we were shit, (you could be an infant and make that claim by the way), and my very first game was against Shrewsbury. You can't win sometimes.