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Thought this was going to be a thread about Mako.

Alas not posh enough. On the bright side, I did the Oxford University test and passed. Congratulations, Oxford awaits 5 Right!

Ok CT, we'll leave the under analysing to you.

Just paste it onto notepad, copy it again, then post here. Takes two seconds. (Not just the geeks who know the tech stuff. Sniff.)

It's in black, Fish. It's in black and we can't read it. this just isn't good enough, Fish.

Whose fucking chest? Wor fucking chest.

"Hello there Lee it's Tony 'ere speak to me, already got bids in from Liverpool and that so what's the bidding?" "erm... Liverpool eh? hmm well that's tricky, not sure we can compete with their financial clout... erm... how about nine million quid? I think in the current financial climate of uncertainty that that is a good price for a player trade?" "Come off it Lee, Liverpool have already hoyed a 12m offer our way, you've got to do better than that!" "I'm not sure that the Liverpool offer is a very prudent offer what with the financial fair play system in place, think they might regret that bid when hey run out of hankies to wipe their noses." "Fuck off penfold, is Steve about? or even Mike?" "erm... they put me in charge... how about seven million quid. Plus another two on top when he joins a CL club for £25M after a year with us?" "How the fuck are you lot in the Premier League?" *click* "erm... well... erm what about five million?... erm... Tony? you there?.... ahh erm... I think he put the phone down... oh look at the time.... 9.05am eh late day" AHP

Mortal.

Essembee said to Joe Harvey Have you heard of the team, SAFC? No, said Joe, I don't think so But I've heard of the Niall Quinn.... Fellow.

Was is das/Dost? We had Remy tied up and couldn't even stop QPR from taking him off us.

You arguing with Clive Tyldsley, like?

I don't thik I'm drunk. Thats the difference.

"Go get my coat, get my coat."

Alreet Tommy Two Times.

Tyne Bridge, demolished to make way for the current Swing bridge, built in 1873, opened in 1876. An older Tyne Bridge, destroyed by floods in 1771. After the flood. Artists impression of the bridge the Romans built, 'Pons Aelius', the first built on the Tyne around 122 AD near the present Swing Bridge and Tyne Bridge.

Enough already, Rolf Harris.

If you want a decent kip, don't let your daughter have a sleep over with five of her friends. Noisy little buggers, not sure they've slept at all.

I once had a take away Indians, put the bairns to bed and watched 'the guns of navarone' on new years eve. Was the best nye I'd had for ages.

But would you crawl through broken glass just to stick matchsticks in her shit?

Whitley Bay, earlier on this afternoon. She said she was called Brenda.

I saw most of it. The bloke in charge of the contest blatantly hates the chants but is too cowardly to not try getting into it.

Happy Birthday, mate! (You share the same birthday as my youngest daughter who's 10. While you're celebrating I'll be having the pleasure of a sleepover with five of her mates, plus the other three females who live here.) P.S. No Savile jokes, please.

:lol:

How do we know he lives in the Cayman Islands? It's well documented on Cayman island forums who lives there and the residents themselves make no mention of a scoobos? Do we just believe this scoobos? /makom