Howmanheyman

So we could've went seventh today, then? Football Genius.

They had to eat some shit for a good while, time for us to get second and third helpings now. Can't blame them milking it to be fair.

You're a lass and you can rattle off more southampton players than me.

Any statto out there know how times we've suffered defeats by more than two clear goals under Pardew?

Had to watch this sober as a judge in the house. Don't know if that's a blessing or not?

Says he needs to have a structure and game plan for his players now and get back to basics.

Pardew on bbc Newcastle now. Talking about big chances not taken. Fuck off.

How many defeats turn under a twatting under him? How many wins are a twatting in our favour under him?

When plan A doesn't work he's fucked. I wouldn't have the same sympathy for Pardew if he got the bullet tonight as I did for Hughton as I think Pardew's been more than happy to dance with the devil. Fuck him to be honest.

Says how bad it is when even Noelie who's in his eighties can't remember anything like this vs these. Sack the fucking lot of them in the dug out. If only we could sack the catalyst.

Minging derby record, truly Minging.

Why does anyone think these deals have been in place for a while now for season tickets? He's been bribing those still attending to accept his mediocrity.

2-0 isn't undeserved, they could've had more. I've seen us beaten by these and I've seen us give them a good few scuddings but I've never seen such cowardice in a derby and bewilderment. Been supporting us from the early eighties and this is THE pits, this mind.

0-6, worst home defeat since the twenties. First time since that same decade since we lost three in a row against this mob. All under Mike. Thanks Mike.

I hope Alan doesn't forget to 'fank Mike' after the game.

Am loving this ownership and their tough bargaining reputation.

Early cup exits. A relegation. Three derby defeats against a rank Sunderland side. Anyone else think our club is great under this ownership?

Genius strategy all round at this club.

aye, credit where its due. Fucking had to score there.

Chicken hearts. Colback for fucks sake.

Depressing stuff.

Two shit tackles by him.

Fuck me. Can they be made into paper aeroplanes?

Song For Whoever - Beautiful South (The NUFC re-mix) I hate you from the bottom, of my can of ace I hate you in the songs, I write and sing Hate you because, you think you've put me in my place And I hate the non-ambition, that you bring Cheap, always cheap I'll sing you songs till you're asleep When you've gone upstairs I'II creep And write it all down Down, down, down Oh Remy, Oh Debuchy, Oh Ben Afrie, Oh Kebab I tried so many ways to sign you I forget your name (I forget your name) Lambese, Enrique, Barton, Who?, Debuchy, Luuk de Jong, too Lambese, Enrique, Barton, Who?, Debuchy, Luuk de Jong, too I forget your name I hate you from the bottom, of my can of ace I love the way you never ask me why I love to write how you have the face And I hate you till my cup dreams, fade and die Cheap, so cheap, the number one sports chain you hope to reap Depends upon the tears we weep, so die, Ashley die. Die, die, die, die!!! Oh Pardew, Oh Graham Carr, Oh John Hall, you too. You made me so much money, I bought this club from you (I bought this club from you) Lambese, Enrique, Barton, Who?, Debuchy, Luuk de Jong, too I wrote this song for you Soz

He's his own worst enemy. Ironic that one of the things a certain poster on here was impressed with very early on in Pardew's reign was how good he was in front of a microphone.