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Howmanheyman

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  1. .....He said after shaking his 'little' touche to Wham as he hoovered the stairs.
  2. A piece about Paul Gascoigne from a French newspaper but can you guess who still gets a big picture of themselves where apparently they describe to the journalist how they ditched their mullet hairstyle in praise of Judas to the short back and sides of Gazza?
  3. Did you actually sigh as you typed that out, Ray?
  4. Luckily no, but it was a close shave.
  5. It's my left hand and I'm right handed. Just got in before, needed the bog, turtles heed popping out and could I fuck get my jeans unbuttoned. The cold sweat running down my brow whilst feverishly trying to avoid touching cloth was something I could've done without.
  6. Managed to hurt my hand last night whilst bollocksed. I've already got a small plate in there from a similar drunken episode 17 years ago. Been to hospital this morning and after studying my x-ray they still can't make up their minds if it's broke or not. What a fucking knacker I am.
  7. If you can't imagine it then there's no need to worry about it.
  8. Try the Czech Republic, cheap as chips and the fanny is top notch.
  9. Rayvin finally getting the keys to his new house and letting himself in. (In 2048).
  10. "I'm a Dad in my late forties, (soon to be a Grandad), and the supplement my err, 'friend' swears by the most is this pill called Viagra. Has anyone else tried it/use it?"
  11. Chippy. But I'l have Sienna Miller if it helps?
  12. Are you all sons of bastards that dunno who yer parents are? One of NUFC's greatest French signings, and noone has anything good to say? Talk about plastic fans!! what a disgrace!
  13. Don't rob them of their '1992' mantra with logic, man, think of the kids!
  14. Agree. However I'm ..... Skin from Skunk Anansie, (deep as I am, of course).
  15. You are/were a Royal Mail share owner? My 'Margaret Thatcher memorial tea saucer' was due in the post yesterday and still isn't here. What are you doing to address this? I'm outraged!
  16. my condolences. As for the OP. A bulls knacker.
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