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I'm starting to think Sissoko's goal against West Brom was him trying to knock the ball a couple of yards in front of himself to run onto but his touch was a bit heavy.

Sissoko fucking woeful one on one and they go down and score.

5-0. Their defence, man.

There'll be no more goals in this game. Knocking bet.

Cracking read that, Rob.

Please someone cut Owens tongue out, my ears are bleeding.

4-0 after 19 mins.

Liverpool 2-0 Arsenal after less than ten minutes should be four. Michael Owen is even more unbearable than normal if that's possible. 3-0 now, 16 mins played.

Tube strikes tend to make me smile when I hear about it on the news.

How many times can a club source player clauses?

I've put £1 on CT's prediction or for those who are illiterate he's a visual representation of this sentence;

Does anyone have any genuine interest in this, really?

We're missing too many players.

Fulham are fucked and replacing Jol with Vic Reeves and Uncle Fester hasn't made any difference. Still think Palace will go down and it's a toss up between Cardiff, West Ham, Norwich and the Mackems.

I'd never heard of him until his death.

They, (Mackems), have thirteen league games left. Seven are away from home, one of those is Norwich, the rest are, Man City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Spurs and Man U. They've struggled against teams around them especially at home and their six home games are Hull, Palace, West Ham, Everton, Cardiff and Swansea. I honestly don't think they'll win another game away from home and think it's wouldn't be a stretch to see them only winning three home games. Say a couple of draws as well and that'll put them on 35 points. It could be very close.

Us, Everton and Southampton. Can only think the fourth was West Brom as it was early on and they may have been in the top ten. I still think they're very much in the shit.

Is it true Sunderland have only played 3 of the top ten away from home? If so I certainly wouldn't disregard them going down despite a good couple of results.

I'm DoFinitely not putting money on us tomorrow.

Well, thought I'd start a match thread seeing nobody else has, also thought I'd leave out the 'United' bit in the title to save the bother and to avoid confusion with the real United, sure it's our traditional name but times move on. Anyway, we've a tough game here at 'The Bridge' and when you play a big club you need hard work, skill and hopefully not having Howard Webb reffing the game! (Lol.) We go into this without Remy who despite an appeal by the club had his ban upheld by a committee despite a strenuous and vehement post match backing by Pards saying, "We won't appeal, because I think there was enough for Chris there, but once he done that stupid reaction, the crowd went all mad and he has got no choice really." We will also have Tiote missing, Colo still a doubt as is Gouffran and we will obviously not have Cabaye so it will be a test for our push to cement eighth spot. The injury situation isn't all bad news as it looks like Obertan will still be out. Although Yohan will be a miss you just cannot knock back a profit of £14M for a player who went on strike and put the club in a real pickle, especially when he could've bought his own contract out in the summer for a few million, absolute steal getting that much, sure he scored some good goals and dictated our good football but that doesn't put food on the table in this day and age of competing with foreign multi-billionaires, Hazard must be shitting himself being up against big Mousse who'll be wanting to put the 0-3 derby result out of our system alongside 'big' Vern and local hero 'Tayls' marshalling the defence. Despite being up against it I feel we can pull off a low scoring defeat here which will pick us up and give us some momentum especially now we've got the cups done and dusted early doors. Sure it is disappointing going out but would you want to be relegated if it meant getting through to a final? The Premier League is the main deal and the party is back on! Anyway, heart says 1-0 to Chelsea and Luuk de Jong getting a canny shot off early on, head says 3-0 to them. Ho'way the lads!

Quick! Cancel Venice if you can, mate, found the perfect hol for you! You'l be well looked after here, CT. Please, no need for thanks.

Ahh knaa that, man! That's part of the joke.