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Anyone any idea what these are supposed to mean and how the're funny? Cheers.

Clement! Clement Grenier! Everyone bar Fish knows his name!

Please someone make Michael Owen stop. My ears are bleeding.

poor 'Daddy's cock' has been on this thread for about half an hour now at least and still doesn't know how or what to respond with.

Pretty sure you mentioned £150M before. Now it's £200M. Why do you think your fellow supporters are so thick as you've already alluded to on a few occasions? Do you really think that Newcastle United should settle for shit? Who has called for these massive spends of between £150-£200M? Succeeding to me would be us trying our best and pulling everything together as a business to stretch out to get what we can for the club. Do you think the drive is really there at the minute? Honestly?

He reckons we're Geordie puffs shitting it. Shall you tell him or me, lovey.

To be fair, I thought Wayne Fereday was class on his debut.

Shitting it, eh? I bet you couldn't fuck Meenzer.

:lol: Corner him in a pub and praise his manliness or something. See who would be 'shitting it' then. (as usual).

I thought, (like PL), he had his best game for us tonight. (Still not sure whether he'll make it with us tbh).

He has a thing about arses and shit, Meenz. Is there anything you can do with this kid or would he fail the test?

I don't hate Shola either as it happens although I do hope he and Sammy don't have any brothers and produce only female offspring.

Ok, Mackem. Toddle along now.

No pressure on him in his first game, now though?

Chuck the towel in, man. You've been sussed!

Ok, Mackem.

We did very well at Spurs in the first half.

You can't call Johnson but you can call fans for overusing the word 'ambition'?

He was at it all game, man. 'can't call him'?

No chance with a Remy appeal. When you think of the Swansea lad getting away with worse as well, we haven't had the luck of the draw with refs overall this last couple of months.

Why on earth not? You wont have a word said against Mike either.

Ref let too many Norwich fouls build up. Can't believe Johnson got away Scot free with the snidey debuchy tackle.

I'd love to meet that fucking Johnson kid the little twat.