Howmanheyman

Kids whose pubes are just coming through singing 'you've never won fuck all' with no clue about anything. Mind they're right as well, we haven't won nothing. We've won eleven trophies not including 2nd division champions.

Weekends spoiled by Monday night games including the first game of the new season!

The game was taken away from a sizable proportion of fans who never really went back and were replaced with a CT type of fan, (no offence CT), the experience of going to a game seemed more raw and far less sterile than today. Considering that fans are constantly told gate money means fuck all then the amounts that get charged by clubs for a ticket up and down the country is scandalous. The money the likes of Robbie Savage has made from the game is obscene, agents and players take money out of football whilst clubs go to the wall. There's barely an Englishman in most teams, you have to pay to watch most football on tv, the chosen few clubs that the media have picked are all that matters, kids won't have a fucking clue and will grow up with Skys view of the football world. And then there's Mike Ashley. Preferred jumpers for goalposts. Clubs weakening their teams for the only competitions they can win as well. Not being able to go to an away game without being a season ticket holder or a member, £1 added to an already overpriced ticket. Having to sacrifice your clubs traditional home shirt for armchair fans can see 'who it is' and also so clubs can screw more money from fans who don't want a blank patch on their shirts.

You have to make Everton favourites being at home under the lights, they're doing alright and I think Martinez was a good pick for them. A lot will depend on which Newcastle Utd team turns up as well, also depends how they react if something doesn't go our way as I still think we can be quick to drop our heads as a side.

Is there any way of deleting Bruno Brookes from my cassettes as when I pressed 'play/record' at the start of an intro to a song the cunt would start blethering on and ruin the song?

The only twitch I get is south of my belt whenever I see a girls aloud video.

Got an interview at one. I've already revised; Q: What are your strengths? A: I can lead a team, for example I've started various songs off for younger, more reluctant fans to join in. I also know how many fans went to not only our games but those of other gobshite clubs in years gone by. I know the words to 'Big River'. Q: What are your weaknesses? A: A pretty face, long legs and a cleavage. Wish me luck/take the piss!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVFcIJWe0zE

Read this in the minutes from the fans forum meeting the other day; "The board explained that we want to give fans who come here the best value for money. Until this season there was no rule in the Premier League on sale or return of away tickets. We have always offered tickets on a sale or return basis since I have been at the club because we think it's right; it encourages fans to travel and doesn’t leave clubs with a financial penalty if they don’t sell out their allocation. We campaigned heavily and the Premier League has now instructed that clubs must offer sale or return up to a full allocation which is great. We also campaigned heavily on ticket pricing with Premier League and we have always tried to make prices affordable. However, our fans don’t get that when they travel - we already give a discount to other clubs’ fans but that isn’t always reciprocated." Does this mean that from now the club will ask for the maximum tickets on offer for away games as Mike Ashley is no longer worried about losing any money on unsold tickets? For some reason this wasn't widely reported and I can't believe anyone present didn't ask if they would now start to take full allocations. I've e-mailed both the club and the nust to get clarification on this. (In nust's case I've asked them to bring the question up next time). If I hear anything I'll put it on here. Can't believe I never commented on this, like. :lol: I knew a few radgies from my way who were obsesed with Brookside and Liverpool and even drove down one night after clubbing in the Toon full of drugs and/or alcohol to Merseyside to find Brookside Close and to sing songs to Billy Corkhill. I wonder if the person you saw was one of them?

Incorporate the highlighted into a new series of Prisoner cell block H = happy Stevie. Problem solved. *No need for anymore ugly lasses in it, they were pretty well represented in that show from memory.

Should've saved yourself some money and just had a pint by the window of a boozer in your city for the same effect.

yep. Wife still uses the spreadable low fat butter though. Her loss.

That's unreal. Glad you got it back plus some.

is the new http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVFcIJWe0zE

I feel like that sometimes too.

You don't need telephone wire in your sky box. Tell them to fuck off if they say you do.

What?

What?

Tell them you've got a line rigged up then when they get there say it's getting sorted out at a later date.

It doesn't actually need to be connected to a telephone line although they tell you it does.

Let's hope it's in between two vital league games against Chelsea or someone for them.

Our record against these is worse than the other ambitious clubs.

Man City eh?

Anyway, Gouffran looked sharp, scored a pearler, Cisse got off the mark and we're in the next round.

Aye, when it's his turn at the bar he goes to the bog. Could peel an orange in his pocket. Can't pick a pass though.