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Fucking hell.

To lead twice at home to a team that 'can't score' and end up 2-3 down requires a special kind of shitness.

Lucky to get that.

Sloppy as fuck from santon, they go up the pitch and score. Fucking awful although good finish by the kid.

pretty tense for a home banker this.

Can't remember a decent one on a feed. Ever.

2-2

Remy looks handy, mind.

Fuck off debuchy. We don't do corners by the way.

Barry Horne is a cunt as well.

Where's the fucking defense?

Cisse needs a goal like I need a blow job from First* Gallacher. Sessegnon has West Brom ahead against the Mackems by the way. *or even Kirsty Gallacher!

Talking of Everton, they're next up at Goodison so it's important we can get three points especially as we lead with 45 to go at home.

Think it's Barry Horne the ex-Everton player. If I was a manager I think I'd target him too.

Superb quick time finish by Remy, keeper was still diving for Cabaye's shot.

Our right hand side became the Bermuda triangle for Hulls goal. There was nobody there.

No back up either by Ben Arfa. Piss poor defending.

Get in! Cracking cross by first Sissoko then secondly, Cisse.

Over to you, Cath.

Here's another fully clothed female to keep your chin up.

Don't get yourself excited anymore about anything, it's no good for the heart. So that means no more supporting the Toon and no more pic jobs on here. Anyway, here's something to cheer you up.

Get well soon, mate!

Run it off you puff.

Who is it? Is it Coloccini and Shane Ferguson?

Free pass for Pardew if we don't win this one, blame Phil instead. I have us as favourites for this game but home banker? Seen us fall flat on our faces too many times in similar situations, lets hope complacency doesn't spread to the players.