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So can Monroe Transfer, you've no monopoly on that, Cath.

Let's also hope their crowd revert to type and shit themselves and transmit all their worries to their players.

No 25 yard goals today I hope.

Him sticking his leg out to poke in a goal at Filbert Street in our 3-2 win on our first game after promotion in front a big away support going mental. If you're a Geordie it doesn't get much better than that, especially coming from Blyth Spartans to NUFC. Too young to be there but it looked fucking great on Northern Life on the Monday.

Carnt understand people who make deliberate spelling mistakes. ??

Only 55, played in the side when I first got into this mental club of ours. (No mug to put it mildly). RIP

Didn't he have Tevez and Mascherano foisted on him? Who honestly believes these players were signed by him? Maybe the two wise men should've thought, 'this is the way we want to go, is Pardew the man to coach young foreign talent?'.

The players and the manager take some blame no doubt as does some rotten luck, however the buck stops at Ashley/Llambias I'm afraid. The latter in particular clearly relished the praise last season and played up himself and Ashley being hardnosed and tough to negotiate with. Giving an eight year contract to Pardew was complete folly particularly for a man who wants people to be 'hungry' for a job.

Going to bed, sleeping, getting up later on, going to work. I'm officially pissed off.

I was telling a kid at work I used to wear a tea cosy on my head and do an impression of Jamiraquai dancing when I was pissed after hearing one of his songs on the radio. Kid hadn't a clue who he was.

P.s. I hate posting from a phone!

I've never really known us go into the last game of a season needing a result and getting one bar leicester away some twenty years ago. I cannot stress enough how important QPR is and I hope the players fully realise it although 9-0 in two games means the damage could already have been done by them. This will have been without doubt the most unnecessary relegation in the history of the PL since our last one if we fail to stay up, both on Ashley's watch. Scandalous we're in this position after three years hard work since their last big fuck up. Mike Ashley 'Genius' eh?

Alex Jones deserves a mention on here. Star of the 'I'd love to give her' One Show. Lovely looking girl.

Aeris! Whoever you may be! You tell us you're a young Lady, But I'm not sure, I know I could be wrong, But I think you're a boy with a little dong.

Eat lots of fibre as claggy shites and hairy arseholes have you on constant wipe mode.

Am now about to do four 12hr nightshifts in a row. The joy is unbridled.

Gosling.

Good strike from Gosling.

Gosling.

ITS A CORNER!!!

Should've scored.

That's the worry, like. I'm sorry, I can't hear you, LTB.

Referee.

How was that a free kick?

Fuck it, I'm going to do it as well. If it comes in I'll see Loonytoon alright but only when I get my new glasses.