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Alex Jones deserves a mention on here. Star of the 'I'd love to give her' One Show. Lovely looking girl.

Aeris! Whoever you may be! You tell us you're a young Lady, But I'm not sure, I know I could be wrong, But I think you're a boy with a little dong.

Eat lots of fibre as claggy shites and hairy arseholes have you on constant wipe mode.

Am now about to do four 12hr nightshifts in a row. The joy is unbridled.

Gosling.

Good strike from Gosling.

Gosling.

ITS A CORNER!!!

Should've scored.

That's the worry, like. I'm sorry, I can't hear you, LTB.

Referee.

How was that a free kick?

Fuck it, I'm going to do it as well. If it comes in I'll see Loonytoon alright but only when I get my new glasses.

I tell you what, it doesn't happen very often, but having a dream where some kind of harm/illness comes to your kids is the worst nightmare you can have. Horrible.

Good luck! In ordinary circumstances I'd put West Ham down to beat us with the Nolan/Carroll combo and especially with HippoHeed wanting to get one over on us. I just hope Colo can restore some confidence at the back and we take our chances up front and have a 'fuck you' attitude to all the shit that's been floating around. I've good memories of Upton Park and it isn't a graveyard for us like the Dell used to be be.

A few years ago there was about fifty from the club I drink in went to Portugal for a few days on a stag do. A good few decent blokes but some complete and utter bell-ends as well, lads who could be 'alright' back home but showed us all up away. One of the few times I've been embarrassed to be a Geordie. (Two little examples, smashing glasses off walls in bars and singing 'fuck the boro' in that pigbag song style to a couple walking past the bar with a toddler in a buggy just because the Dad had a Boro top on. A few of us sloped off to actually enjoy ourselves but I was glad to get back, plus after four days away I really missed my two girls.

I'm reading that post hearing 'Club Tropicana' in the background, Ant.

I'm not into conspiracy theories but Ant's bench and CT's plates/bench ARE THE FUCKING SAME!!!!!!! CT, a figment of Ant's imagination to keep the site traffic flowing.

Are you poking at your food with your trotter?

Put some of your clothes on the Robot Hoover and get him to take your place, nobody will notice when they're pissed.

Aye, feel a bit for them only being in the UEFA cup final in Amsterdam. Arsenal would love to be in their place, saying that, the poor bastards.

You can chuck in Eastenders in as well.

Must've been a hoot round your way, CT!

I couldn't possibly comment.

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