Matty

A muscle strain on a freezing cold night? Never seen that coming....

He had 6 wives apparantly... and he stabbed one of them!

Let's get Parker back then aye?

Owen hat-trick tomorrow. 3-1 NUFC.

Same as above! My Wii is far too distracting for guitar and Uni stuff......

A great trip I'd imagine... if only it actually went coast to coast though.

0-2 down at half time against Ipswich.

Don't say nigger or paki.

He's gone and will be assistant manager at Norwich.

Come on! We can win this now!

Well if they don't do it we have to suffer the cluelessness of acrossthepond forever more. On a serious note that's a pretty narrow minded view. How many American based fans do you think we have that have never even seen a home game? Why do you think most PL teams do pre-season tours of far away places nowadays? Because they won't be playing their league fixtures there. To be fair it's a decent idea on the whole... just not for Newcastle!

I would be far from happy if they took a home game off us to play in front of some clueless yanks.

1 Marcus Hahnemann : Shay Given 1 2 Graeme Murty : Habib Beye 21 5 Ibrahima Sonko : Abdoulaye Faye 25 29 Michael Duberry : Claudio Cacapa 6 3 Nicky Shorey : Sanchez Jose Enrique 3 8 Leroy Lita : Geremi 20 6 Brynjar Gunnarsson : Joey Barton 7 15 James Harper : Nicky Butt 22 10 Stephen Hunt : Belozoglu Emre 5 9 Kevin Doyle : Obafemi Martins 9 12 Dave Kitson : Michael Owen 10 17 Bobby Convey : Charles N'Zogbia 14 19 Liam Rosenior : Alan Smith 17 16 Ivar Ingimarsson : David Rozehnal 4 32 Adam Federici : Steve Harper 13 24 Shane Long : James Milner 16

Barton starts... Zoggy on bench.

Didn't see this!! Cheers everyone! Got a Wii, so that's been taking up a lot of time!

By ANDREW HAIGH Published: 26 Oct 2007 MARTIN JOL has been sacked as Tottenham boss with Juande Ramos expected to succeed him. Spurs finally lost patience with Jol and agreed severance terms with the Dutchman this evening. Jol was in the dugout for tonight's UEFA Cup match with Getafe but it will be his last match in charge. Clive Allen is expected to be in charge for Spurs' game with Blackburn on Sunday as it will be too soon for Sevilla manager Ramos to take over. Full report and reaction to follow later... From The Sun

are the level 7 lads the toon ultras? how they getting on now? is that their nassive flag i keep seeing getting passed around before kick off? Nope, that flag is organised by the club and starts at the Strawberry corner and ends in the the north east corner. Because I'm on the end of the row in the corner I've gotta help lift it up as the players are coming out... it's a right pain in the arse like.

How hard was that cross bar challenge?! Most of our players would struggle to do that, let alone 3 random blokes!

Didier Drogba claims "nothing can stop me from leaving" Chelsea, according to quotes attibuted to him in France Football. The Ivory Coast star has become unsettled in west London following the departure of manager Jose Mourinho. Drogba has found Mourinho's departure hard to take and with Milan and Real Madrid circling, he admits he wants out of Stamford Bridge. He told France Football: "I want to leave Chelsea. "Nothing can stop me from leaving now. Something is broken with Chelsea. "The damage in the dressing room is big because we know now what happened and who caused Mourinho's departure." Drogba insisted that no matter who Chelsea might sign next summer - he did not want to play for the Blues beyond this season. "I know that Ronaldinho and Kaka are linked to come next season but even that won't change my mind," he continued.

Their approach for Steve Bruce has just been rejected by Birmingham.

10/11 best price. Allardyce is 100/1

that was on the danny baker phone-in thing wasnt it? great story, but this thread should be about footballers really shouldn't it? But footballers stories are invariably shit. Have you ever read a football biography? I'd rather creosote the fence. Gazza's is quite good like.

I love the usual roar that is greeted the second Local Hero finishes.

When was the last game when an England sub wasn't booed?!

A bit stereotypical from Jose, but funny nonetheless!