Matty

And you're just as bad as him. I know you like to think you're untouchable because you have loads of posts on a forum, but the truth is that you're the "sad fuck". You can call Docherty whatever you want, but he's a lot more successful than you'll ever be. How does that make you feel? It's DOHERTY!

We sang that last season at West Ham iirc.

He collpased again in the dressing room and needing more emergency help. Still in intensive care apparantly.

Well done Sherlock!

It was Darren Carter. Carroll played quite well even though PNE were shite tbh. He mostly had to deal with 50 yard long balls aimed at his head to deal with, but looked decent throughout.

Surely that would be twice as tragic eh?

QPR's Ray Jones dies in car crash QPR's teenage striker Ray Jones has died in a car accident. The club has postponed Saturday's match away to Burnley after the young forward was killed. A statement said: "QPR is in mourning following the tragic news that striker Ray Jones died in a motor accident in the early hours of Saturday morning. The 18-year-old England youth international was involved in an accident in East Ham and was pronounced dead at the scene. Tragic.

You're minted aren't ya!

Going to watch PNE vs Colchester tomorrow... get to see Sheringham and Carrol, should be interesting, hopefully big Andy will get a game. Going t'pub on Sunday for the match, and maybe out for a few that night. Working on Monday 9-2 on double time so that's not too shabby!

Aye he had a shocker. There was one moment wher ehe had around 50yards of space to take it out of defence and he still got caught in posession! He also seems to be fond of the Bramble School of 'Look how well i can ping a ball for a defender'. Except that they always go straight to the other team. A shocker?

Joint 4th... not too shabby!

Look at his face... just look at his face!

He's here he's there, He's every fuckin where, Nicky Butt, Nicky Butt, He's here he's there, He's got ginger hair, Nicky Butt, Nicky Butt!

The box office talking shite? Haddaway a shite man!

Villa have 2,000 fans coming up. 45,000 is an embarrassment. Give it time man. People have to get faith in the club after nearly a decade of utter shit. add to that the tickets that will be sold between now and three tomorrow. 5.15pm kick off so even more time to sell some more.

Do you want a medal you fuckin nob. Why ye not going Alex? Stuck in Belfast? I'm hugely disappointed too mate. Fuck the stayaways, we'll make enough noise for the missing ones anyway tomorrow. Ask a question... I answer it. I'm a fuckin nob?

Just there for the craic like....with Terry Mac of course.

Quite suprising that.... especially how ohmelads.com reported a month or so ago, that season tickets were going like hot cakes! Maybe hot cakes don't go as they use it? eh? www.ohmelads.com

Quite suprising that.... especially how ohmelads.com reported a month or so ago, that season tickets were going like hot cakes! Maybe hot cakes don't go as they use it?

He's been left out of the Smoggie squad for the weekend... Must be one of the favourites to go down now Shirley?

NUFC.co.uk wrote: SATURDAY sees Newcastle United's first home Premier League game of the 2007/08 season - and we want YOU to help raise the roof for Big Sam and the boys. After beginning the campaign with a 3-1 win over Bolton Wanderers at the Reebok Stadium, the Magpies will be looking to maintain winning ways when Martin O'Neill's men arrive at St. James' Park. To help make home advantage count, we want the stadium to be a sea of black and white on Saturday. The club have arranged for 4,000 black and white streamers to be placed in the East Stand tomorrow. Fans will be asked to throw these when United take to the pitch just before kick off to create a spectacular black and white impact that will help inspire the players. Fans are also reminded to take note of the new traffic arrangements around St. James's and also to remember that Saturday is the first game when the new season ticket smart cards are in operation. So the advice is clear - give yourself plenty of time to get to your seat before kick-off. And don't forget that if you are in the ground early then there are great discount food and drink offers available on the concourse. Half-time on Saturday will also see United pay tribute to supporter Mark Allison who has recently completed the gruelling 874-mile run from John O'Groats to Lands End for charity. To celebrate his amazing achievement and fundraising efforts, Mark will run a lap of honour around the St. James' track at half-time.

Like saying Thatcher was better than Hitler...

Back in full training, not in the squad to face Villa though.

Dogs are better Roy....