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Just let's hope Mr. Hughton takes a leaf out of the 'Bob Paisley School for Success' and has one of these in the corner of the dressing room (Reverse psychology & all that bollocks)

Enigmatic. Flamboyant. Unpredictable. Crowd pleaser. Temperamental. Enigmatic. Flamboyant. Unpredictable. Crowd pleaser. Temperamental. Enigmatic ? Flamboyant ?? Unpredictable ??? Crowd pleaser ???? Temperamental ????? I know it's early days to judge, but feel free to add your two cents

Received in my e-mail. This is probably doing the rounds, as well as many other photo-shopped shite...funny though Good to see FCB wearing a picture of his lass on the shirt

GENIUS. RIP

Seems footballers & machinery just don't get on well.... Ka-Ding! Ouch!....Waahhhhh!....Anyaaaaaaa! Accident/injury prone this one

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Bit late but...err, what the hell...err...'BRING ON THE W....' ...err....nahhh....err....someone's already cracked that one err.....Toon fans launch bid ....err.... ....13 in 1:24....impressive!

Past - Rocky Marciano - Unbeaten (& fought for far less dosh!!) Present - Phil Taylor - & still dominating darts. Future (barring injury) - Usain Bolt - 'TAXIII'....... for the rest!!

IMHO, when it comes to dominance, this bloke trumps the lot & tops the pile p.s. Apologies for the strange commentary

Maybe so, but the idea that not doing so is shamefully disrespectful boils my piss. The dead of the world wars gave their lives so we could have that choice. I think showing some form of respect for that once a year is fair enough like. A more poignant 3 pts.

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I JUST FUCKIN LOVE BEING WRONG.......LMAO.......GET THE FOOK IN!!

Fuck it.....'FlashForward''s on Nailed on 0-0. .....I love being proven wrong though Howay the lads!

FYP

Comentator..'It's been a lively & feisty encounter so far!' What a bellend

....must've had a roastin from the refs association for not reachin his October quota of cards. Absolute friggin shite

The Chris Hughton School of Defence Manual 1. When in possesion & under pressure......hoof the fooker. 2. Read 1. ......jeezus H.....

No more than usual

Are my eyes deceivin me or is Abraham Lincoln playin for the Blades in midfield?

Gotta admit, both sides are struggling for some kind of form, so ma heed says....banker draw of the dullest kind (SKY curse!) On the other hand, read a little snippet in yesterdays Sunday Mirror, that Gutierrez is on his way to Roma for around £6 million (laughable) in January, so ma heart says, Guti's ganna do a 'Roberto Carlos', and go on a mazy run, then hammer the fooker from 30+ yards, which will actually be heading for the corner flag, then a sudden 'gust of wind', will alter the trajectory somewhat.....and it'll fly in the top corner!! .....keep the faith......while dreamin'

Shields Gazette Another one that'll get away??

Always knew Championship Manager (friggin apt title ), would come in useful someday. Stevie (our wannabe BNP activist ), mentioned about the lack of pace in the current setup the other day, so it got me thinking. I've always held the belief that, in order to get the best out of players, is to play them in their natural positions....Jonas on the left....wtf?? (even Stevie Wonder would say that was fucking shite!) Anyhoo, as you can see, the two above tactics could work, even without having to make a substitution!! (Switchin play???) Home game, start off 442, pace on the wings, Guthrie(best passer by a mile in the side), playing thru balls, Nolan in holding role(did it for Trotters on a number of occasions), or maybe swap him with Smith, and Nolan playing off Ranger. Away game, against lesser teams(?), maybe start off 442, but IMO, the dreaded xmas tree formation would come in handy, surely a point, gained away 75% of the time would make up for the losses. Lovenkrands, Gutierrez & Ranger(albeit little end product to show for atm ), have pace in abundance, opposition defenders would hate this!! If Smith picks up a booking(dead cert), stick him up front where he plied his trade pre Ferguson convert , at least Smith would get the benefit of doubt from referee's(wishful thinking perhaps), playing as a forward?! Of course, this is just pure fantasy football. Let's face it, the only way we're gonna see the club win anything, is on a fucking computer game!! Just this cunts' two cents.

This is what we need lads...Kev's not the only one trying to resurrect a career by scoring Be a canny subs bench like Hail the new 'messiah'