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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...in-Lincoln.html

Still is, and not at all solid. Most definitely a weak link.

Cracking photos of the nipper Ellie

Sum up Papa L in one sentence.

Hang on, I thought you were Optimistic Nut? I thought your name change was a parody kinda thing Used to be known as simply 'Dan' didn't he?

If anyone steals your food, piss in their drawers. Will do do it anyway,we pulled all kinds of shit on each other Absolutely. Plastic dustbin filled with water leaning against someone's door, knocking and then running was always a favourite trick When my brother went to uni they were refurbing the halls and they had to live in prefab halls which weren't too dis-similar to portakabins. For some reason the doors had a water-tight seal around them. Anyway one kid was being a complete arse so they drilled through his wall from the next room, connected a hose pipe and flooded his room

So you're motivation is trying to make your parents look bad? Funny, I always wanted to make mine proud.

Is that something to be proud of? Anyway, you can get your BBC if you want but you won't have any decent offers based on these grades. 16½%

Nah I'll think of an answer before hand. Like when mcdonalds asked me why i wanted to work there: So hang on, you value experience but when everyone in this thread has tried to impart some of their experience on you, you claim that "they don't know shit!" Digest this, and it isn't up for debate. You never, ever stop learning all the way through life. The moment someone thinks they know everything is the moment they start to go into freefall. No industry is that more applicable than IT. You're ambition is admirable - there isn't a great deal at your age who know what they want to do - I certainly didn't. But your attitude stinks to high heaven and needs working on if you have any desire to realise those ambitions.

You couldn't rip the shit out of a cow's arse you pussy. S'okay Kevin, I have my career.

I give up. Kevin, I'm going to go back to ripping the shit out of you - at least you listen to that.

In a nutshell. Kevin, get used to answering a phone or serving burgers because until you lose the chip that's all you're going to be doing. Harsh as it may seem, it's something you need to accept.

You seem to know a lot for a member who barely be's on You do realise you can view without posting, right? Maybe you should try it some time.

You're confusing me with Gemmill. Not wrong like

Raving huckle off NO, talks about getting his arse banged all the time the bearded bastard. Meenzer would kick his arse man...

I know you didn't want advice I just thought someone better tell you now rather than someone who actually cares about you. I mean, do they actually go out in public with you ? I'm getting fecked off by people telling me about staying away from uni etc. but its what i want to do. I want to learn a lot more about computing and networks as such and there's a plus side to it = a degree + a years experience. I appreciate all the advice but I'm set on going to uni. OK, another free bit of advice that you'll no doubt cast to one side. Earlier on in the thread you told me you'd done no revision yet you're 'set on going to uni'. Seriously Kevin if you are THAT set you need to start putting the hard slog in. I think you also missed the point saying that i'm getting my head down and starting to work. You've been on here nearly every single fucking day since January man - and then you wonder why your results are suffering!?

No they can't. Don't argue with me because you have no idea what you're talking about. Accept defeat and leave the thread. Thanks. Did you miss the part where Dan said he's working for UCAS? I shouldn't be an arse to him Kevin, you might need his help in 12 months time. I did, aye. You have a massive life lesson to learn yet you know? Typical 17 year old who 'knows everything' and cannot be told by anyone. You made some massive assumption here that someone didn't know what they were talking about and you did - you couldn't be more wrong if you tried. You're like the 20 year old kid we've just employed on our service desk who reckons he's had the mother of all social lives and no-one's ever had nights out like he has. In truth he's been on a few evenings out in the local town - had a couple of pints of shandy and woke up with a dull headache yet he knows better than everyone how to have a night out cos he's 'young'. He's like that with everything including the job and because of that, he'll never progress unless he bins the chip on his shoulder. You've got to do the same my friend.

I know you didn't want advice I just thought someone better tell you now rather than someone who actually cares about you. I mean, do they actually go out in public with you ? I'm getting fecked off by people telling me about staying away from uni etc. but its what i want to do. I want to learn a lot more about computing and networks as such and there's a plus side to it = a degree + a years experience. I appreciate all the advice but I'm set on going to uni. OK, another free bit of advice that you'll no doubt cast to one side. Earlier on in the thread you told me you'd done no revision yet you're 'set on going to uni'. Seriously Kevin if you are THAT set you need to start putting the hard slog in.

No they can't. Don't argue with me because you have no idea what you're talking about. Accept defeat and leave the thread. Thanks. Did you miss the part where Dan said he's working for UCAS? I shouldn't be an arse to him Kevin, you might need his help in 12 months time.

They've got so used to swallowing bullshit, they accept it as truth. No wonder he fits in

In that respect, and this is meant with all the sincerity in the world, you need to get the fuck off here and spend your time sorting out what you want to do with your life. I'm not taking the piss here Kevin, you're at one of the biggest cross-roads you're likely to come across in life. Aye. I don't even know if im back into school for deffs yet, just lemmie think, kay? wait these weren't your final a-level results just your a/s level ones? if thats the case get remarks resit some tests and knuckle down your final year, fuck sake i thought you were looking to goto uni in a few months Nahhhhhh dude, only AS Levels.

In that respect, and this is meant with all the sincerity in the world, you need to get the fuck off here and spend your time sorting out what you want to do with your life. I'm not taking the piss here Kevin, you're at one of the biggest cross-roads you're likely to come across in life.

Admittedly I too had a disappointing results day when I got my A-Levels way back when. A difference was that I knew i'd flunked them and actually I did better than I expected. I picked my results up, went straight to the pub with my mates, went home tanked up and rang the clearing hotline and badgered them so much with drink-fuelled bullshit that they ended up offering me the course I really wanted to do where I wanted to do it albeit with a preceeding foundation year - probably in order to get me off the phone rather than anything else. Sadly it sounds as though clearing isn't as straight forward these days

More like he rather disturbingly knows the theme tune too well...

In that respect you got lucky on it. Seriously man some of the things people have told you in this thread alone which you admit you didn't know is basic stuff. You might enjoy the subject, but I'd be very careful about considering a career in it.