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Can't beat a bit of pre-match clunge to get you going lol!

Where's the officers deck? Right at the bottom of the Bigg market. Nice one... can't picture the place but shouldnt be too hard to find i'd imagine. Dont see the point in the ones that keep their knickers on as I can see plenty of tits and knickers walking around the bigg market anyways without having to pay for it lol! It's over the road from Circus Circus or Flares or whatever it's called these days. Might have changed name itself. Where Yell is (or used to be... havent been down there in a long time)? Or over the main road where there's one called Pussy Galores?

Where's the officers deck? Right at the bottom of the Bigg market. Just stay in the Pig Market, you can get the lot for nowt .... Damn beat me too it lol!

Where's the officers deck? Right at the bottom of the Bigg market. Nice one... can't picture the place but shouldnt be too hard to find i'd imagine. Dont see the point in the ones that keep their knickers on as I can see plenty of tits and knickers walking around the bigg market anyways without having to pay for it lol!

Where's the officers deck?

Going for a bit of a unofficial 2nd stag do and also a mates 30th in town in a couple of weeks and was wondering what the best strip club is? Been to FYEO years ago but was disappointed with the girls keeping their knickers on... So where's the best strip club in town lads?

Damn you sussed me out!

I didn't like Turkey and I love Greece so i'd choose Greece every time. Love it so much I think i'll retire there one day and make my own olive oil and wine lol!

Haha I think the iphone camera is decent actaully, but yeah you can get a standard nokia or something like that with a much better camera for a fraction of the cost.

I've been before but just for one night as was staying somewhere else. Its ok and has a really lush lagoon, but its Brit central and has a lot of bars etc. If you're looking for a quiet holiday its probs not going to be that really, but its certainly not a crazy clubbing resort either from what i remember. I prefer Greece but again it depends on where u normally stay in Greece.

what?! you've not offered a single piece of technological insight all you've done is spout rampant fanboyism at anyone considering an iphone alt Not really... the iphone is technologically far more advanced than any of its suiters... You can call it fanboyism all you like but what its actuall called is "fact". Interface wise there's not a single phone that can hold a candle to it. All the other manufacturers are trying to play catch up and failing. Like I say I know people with iphone equivalents and not one single one is particularly happy with them. I dont know one single person who isn't completely satisfied with their iphone. There's a saying that the original is always the best, and in this case that stands true. Everyone I know who has an equivanlent has problems with unresponsive touch screens, crap connectivity, crashing, apps that brick the phone, and many other issues.

So because someone knows what they're talking about when it comes to technology you're surprised they have a bird? Seriously is that the best insult you can come up with? lol!!!! Glad you're enjoying your new phone though... keep us updated with how it goes.

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I'm confussed as to what you're saying here... But to clarify: Buy an iphone. If you can't afford an iphone then dont buy an equivalent just because its cheaper as they are shite. Just buy a normal bog standard mobile that makes calls and texts and save your money.

Indeed, but you get what you pay for. Everyone I know who's bought an "Iphone Equivalent" has been massively disappointed, so i'd rather pay the extra and have a phone that does everything its supposed to. The way i look at it its an Iphone for £45 or just get a normal bog standard phone that isn't pretending to be an Iphone and failing miserably for as cheap as possible. Iphone equivalents are just awful!

do you live in the real world? Yes, and in the real world its way ahead of anything else on the market. The missus pays £25 a month for what is an absolute bag of cack... I pay £45 and have games, sky sports, and a million other great things. I can understand someone buying a shite cheap phone if all they do is text and call people, thats fair dos'... but I really for the life of me can't understand anyone who buys an "iphone equivalant". You could invest that £500+ quid a year?? Just a thought. True but I'd still need a mobile phone, so even a shite phone on a crap contract would cost me upwards of £20 a month... so then you're down to a saving of £300 which is still decent admitedly. However I travel a lot for work so inbetween appointments my phone is a god send as it keeps me occupied. Still my plan is to stick with the phone I have once my contract is up and get them to drop the monthly price to £20 if I dont take an upgrade.

do you live in the real world? Yes, and in the real world its way ahead of anything else on the market. The missus pays £25 a month for what is an absolute bag of cack... I pay £45 and have games, sky sports, and a million other great things. I can understand someone buying a shite cheap phone if all they do is text and call people, thats fair dos'... but I really for the life of me can't understand anyone who buys an "iphone equivalant".

The Missus has a HTC (Tattoo)... Utter bag of wank!!! Apps cause the phone to crash, fuck up address books and require a restore that wipes everything off it. Can't understand anyone buying anything other than an iphone regardless of the costs. if you dont have an iphone you may as well not have a phone at all. You should also be beaten, stripped naked and buggered in the street by a pack of horny donkeys as punishment!

I went for a Chinese at "Orchid" on the quayside recently and the food was excellent. Thought everything about the place was light years ahead of anything on Stowell Street. Also there's a great Asian Fusion (Vietnam, Cambodia, etc) called "Barn Asia" in Waterloo Square (opposite Discovery museum) which is excellent too. If anyone ever finds themselves in Durham check out "Zen" for the best thai food anywhere in the North East.

Cool, bit out of my way but ok if its a lot cheaper... how much did a round used to cost?

Thinking fo taking up golf but everywhere seems so bloody expensive! Anyone know of any cheap courses?

Haha yeah I was wondering about that!

Well we went to Aspers in the end and I lost about £100 in total lol! Dont think i'll be going back in a hurry Was a good laugh though and enjoyed the experience.

Cool. What makes it better than the other casino's if you dont mind me asking? Also is there a minimum bet that you can place on each game? I've never been to a casino before so have no idea about these kinds of things. Never been to Aspers but I used to go to Stanley's and Grosvenor alot, suggest of those two that Grosvenor is more 'wife' friendly. I wouldn't worry about the minimum bets etc, just don't be afraid to ask. The important but is knowing how to play the games otherwise it can get expensive. I know the basic rules of blackjack and roulette seems fairly simple but thats about it unfortunately, so reckon i'll stick to those games mainly... oh and the slots too probs.

Yeah that sounds pretty cool tbh as were not planning on spending big bucks so I guess a place where its not totaly geared towards the gambling might be best. Cheers for the advice!