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Definitely not a red for me. It was accidental, zero intent.

I have zero sympathy for him. He had the world at his feet and fucked it up by being a twat time and time again.

Now 2-2

Nah, there's a clear lack of severed body parts in there.

Where’s his fucking poppy?

He's averaged a goal every 83 minutes since the WC. He can definitely still do a job.

He was gone before that signing but here's the list of atrocities he's responsible for: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-utd-premier-league-transfers-26755747

Jesus Christ, he was chief scout and Man United for the last six years. Surely he should never work again?

Well that was a heartfelt message.

Boy have you got me wrong.

TBF Isak has looked as equally isolated at times when playing.

You don't get knobbly knees like Gemmill without a lot of kneeling down.

I'm confidently assuming that you've got your own record printed an displayed in your downstairs bog.

I'm afraid my statistical analysis points towards a defeat.

Aye, I’d rather we win the EL then refuse to accept our invitation to the CL next season. That’s what a classy club would do, marra.

Well that’s that.

Dunno what you’re talking about. It was clearly a goal kick.

Fucking hell, BUJ.

That’s a soft yellow.

‘Come on Gemmill, let’s get you into the right thread’.

I can assure you that if Gemmill was there then there's no way Adam P would be fully clothed.

"I didn't think there was anything in that tackle". The 'tackle':

From what I’ve seen of him at Celtic this is the only way he knows how to play. Even in the CL against far better sides he just set them up to play attacking football and invariably they ended up getting beat. His lack of a Plan B is going to be exposed.

Please let the Chelsea keeper be seriously injured. An outfield player going in goal would be the cherry on top.

They couldn’t score in a whore house.