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OOWWWWWEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!

Boro 1 up at Anfield - Mido.

Go on Shay! Fuck off Taylor.

Martins missed a good chance from six yards - missed the ball. Mackems 1 up.

Elmander taken off for Bolton.

If anyone has a radio link then it would be appreciated.

Fixed. There's that razor sharp wit in evidence once again.

Textbook Keegan. If we're going to have to endure his presence around the place then we may as well try to get the best out of him rather than let him rot for the season.

She hasn't got shit on Pippa from Home and Away though.

140 quid off ebay, bargain.

As if you did. I was good at Maths and got an A* (albeit about 8 years ago ) and I see your point but that's a blatant lie.. One of the lads at work had to sit an exam to see if he could get this promotion. He never had a clue so just wrote on it 'I am a fish.' Best one was my friend got asked in the Biology paper what Iron was, he replied it's a metal. Is the punchline still to come?

I didn't like Ali myself but I'm surprised it didn't make a lot more at the box office.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_4030874,00.html http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11854_4030211,00.html

No thanks.

Jamaicans just taken 0.3s off the WR in the 4x100m men's relay.

Found the English paper a bit tougher did you?

A loan doesn't do us much good seeing as he's out of contract in June, they know we want rid and know what the situation with his contract is so they have us over a barrel really. Let him go on a free.

Irish fella embarassing himself after the light flyweight semis. He wasn't given a couple of blatently obvious points but overall was comfortably beaten.

Great bit of Partridgesque commentary there in the Taekwondo about how they score points, 'They're a bit like political lobbyists outside Westminster. Political lobbyists who can kick you in the face'.

This table tennis isn't what I was expecting at all. And I know they're wearing shorts 'n' all but can it really be considered a proper sport?

Yeah, well... FUCK YOU! (Note to self: In future read posts in full)

The 'correct question'? Just answer the one I originally asked. Wouldn't be like you to deliberately avoid the point now, would it?

What is that even supposed to mean? And I'm no big fan of marketing unless he's certain that that is where he wants to work but it's a lot more useful than a lot of the other degrees about. Did you have a point in there somewhere? Fuckwit. Did you? Apart from ohhe weany whiney weany whine looky here you bleet, bleet...Marketing oh..degree oh...Is it alright? I asked you a reasonable question and all I've got in reply is an insult and inane ramblings. Well done.

What is that even supposed to mean? And I'm no big fan of marketing unless he's certain that that is where he wants to work but it's a lot more useful than a lot of the other degrees about. Did you have a point in there somewhere? Fuckwit.

What kind of fucked up dissertation is that? Do they really give degree's for writing mithering shit like this? As he's doing a degree in marketing what is wrong the subject of overseas marketing of a multi-billion pound organisation?