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M.E.N. reckon that City are in for Berbatov.

SSN's fella in Spain reckons he has a lot of potential and probably should have been starting a lot more games for Depor than he has. However, he did also say that no one in Spain saw this coming, despite the Depor fans knowing all about it yesterday so I'm not too sure quite how clued in he is.

And Everton according to spanner face.

Fuck off David Craig, "Alan Oliver, a man who has his finger very much on the pulse".

have we got option to sign gonzalez Doubtful seeing as Valencia have just signed him.

Two in and it's not even lunch time. This transfer lark is easy.

The only thing wrong with it is the fact that he downed the pint, pointless imo.

Confirmed by Deportivo. Having a medical later.

I agree. Smith especially useful given his versitility. And let's be honest none of our strikers have a faultless injury record. Depends on what happens over the next 12 hours and 46 mins like.. Aye he's equally as shite in all positions.

Bin Ladens, Hussein's, I don't care as long as they bring us their billions.

Fuck off Brock.

Apparently their aim is to break into the top 4 this season. Unless they go mental in the next 13 hours I can't see it happening.

Apparently Hull signed him, according to Sky 19.50 Hull have signed Guinea defender Kamil Zayatte on loan from Young Boys for the rest of the season Hull? Well fuck me. Willy McKay - Enough said.

Attain, fuck off.

According the some Arabian business journo they also looked at buying Arsenal and us but neither were for sale. I wouldn't have minded being owned by an oil-rich Arabian family.

Why's that?

Apparently Hull signed him, according to Sky 19.50 Hull have signed Guinea defender Kamil Zayatte on loan from Young Boys for the rest of the season Hull? Well fuck me.

Still bitter about Graham Roberts putting him in row Z I see. Just telling the truth in reply to all those pundits who claimed that Spurs would be close to breaking into the top 4 this season.

Good to see Charlie Nicholas cutting through the usual bullshit there and assessing the Spurs situation properly, it may still be early in the season but they just don't look like a balanced team. He also didn't reckon that Pavlyuchenko will be the answer either.

Just seen a bit of 'Dean Gaffney's Top 10 Well 'Ard Hits' on MTV, fuck me who commissions this shit?

What's wrong with Beye?

One year contract? That's mental, unless that's what his team have requested.

Now off for two weeks, happy days.

Monaco, with a suitcase full of cash and a contract with Arshavin's name on it.