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Steven Carr? Brock is a twat! The less grammatically able have found their scapegoat. Philestines. Being grammatically correct is one thing; constantly pointing out others' errors is quite another. Tbf we have a few posters who don't so much make gramatical errors as ignore the entire concept of grammar altogether.

Seriously?

Next they'll be doing away with the monarchy, fish 'n' chips and bowler hats. I blame the immigrants meself.

Aye but she has 2 birthdays, her real one and her official one.

1 2 actually.

Source? That's fucking silly money.

Why did he have to step down as chairman and put the NOG buffoon in charge?

Something similar to Bart's April Fools prank in the Simpsons I'd imagine, give them a six pack and one of them explodes in their face, the twist is that actually all of them explode.

Lee Clark in talking competently shocker!

If we had Ben Haim, Viduka and Baines in within the next couple of weeks that would be a good start.

"Charver Crucifixion" I'd watch.

"Bring Owen Home, Pleads Gerrard" yet not a single quote in the article? More media bollocks.

For less than a million he's certainly worth a punt.

POTC 3 - Too long.

I think LM himself is making a stand by refusing to sell his shares to Ashley.

Milan win the CL, Juve are back in Serie A, who says cheats never prosper? And Meelan picking up the Champions League. He did mention that You can see how he would miss it.

Clearly the bookies didn't get it wrong. Sunday, 27th May Serie A 14:00 Ascoli 2 - 1 Cagliari 14:00 Catania 2 - 0 Chievo Chievo are relegated 14:00 Fiorentina 5 - 1 Sampdoria 14:00 Inter 3 - 0 Torino 14:00 Livorno 4 - 2 Atalanta 14:00 Parma 3 - 1 Empoli 14:00 Reggina 2 - 0 Milan 14:00 Roma 4 - 3 Messina 14:00 Siena 2 - 1 Lazio 14:00 Udinese 1 - 2 Palermo

With the right aquisitions, decent management and a bit more luck with injuries there is no reason why we shouldn't be looking at 5th spot.

Missing again, Vogts has requested an audience with the pope in an effort to resolve the problem.

Man U don't offer the same sort of wages Chelsea do, with the current wage structure at Chelsea I can't see them ever being self-sufficient. If Abramovich drops them they'll be in big trouble, chances are though he's just going to refuse to pay the big transfer fees but keep paying the wages. However it'll be difficult to attract the world's best players on £90k pw when they see a lot of the squad on more money, so reducing the wages levels will be difficult. Depends what wages they on at the moment though I suppose, but I don't think we're ever going to see Ronaldinho, for example, in the premiership. Aye but the world's best players will generally be on a good wage or will soon be demanding one after joining. Take Lampard for example, he's on £118k per week, that's mind boggling money that he wouldn't get elsewhere but it seems that he wants more because Ballack and Shencenko are getting it. It's that sort of jealousy that will mean the top players joining will want at least the same as the top earners already there even though it would be well above the market rate.

No chance of moving for anything less than £12m IMO, England international and all that.

Man U don't offer the same sort of wages Chelsea do, with the current wage structure at Chelsea I can't see them ever being self-sufficient. If Abramovich drops them they'll be in big trouble, chances are though he's just going to refuse to pay the big transfer fees but keep paying the wages. However it'll be difficult to attract the world's best players on £90k pw when they see a lot of the squad on more money, so reducing the wages levels will be difficult.

If anyone fancies shooting Calvin Harris in the face I wouldn't object.

This could be the beginning of the end for Chelsea if they don't tighten their belts. They made a rod for their own back by offering Shevcenko and Ballack such silly money but I reckon Lampard has an inflated view of his self-worth if he's not happy with £118k pw.

Miami Vice - Colin Farrell looking ridiculous and the worst shoot out scene I have ever witnessed.