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How can people say it's a load of shite without watching it? Not that it isn't a load of shite.

Maybe it wasn't necessarily about money now that we have a half-decent manager. But it probably is the money.

As long as it's not "The Hoff" playing the lead role I'll be happy.

The Twins - As a package and both wearing gags then yes. Lesley - Fuck no, though she does look like she might have a gimp mask and whip in her suitcase. Charley - Fuck no and loves herself, though I can't see why. Tracey - It's a fucking fella. Posh Spice Lookalike - Deffo get it. Shabnam - Probably would, though she'd be doing well for herself. Emily/Peaches - Most certainly would get a large slice. Laura/Beth Ditto - Fuck off fatty. Nicky - Maybe after a few pints. Carole - Just picture her minge.

Me too. They've looked rudderless under under the previous management regimes. I don't think they're bad players though, but they do need clearly defined roles. I agree with that. I think Parker suffered from a dodgy defence which he felt he had to cover which restricted his ventures forward, not to mention a shite midfield which often didn't making passing options easily available, resulting in the pirouette or the 10 yard sideways pass. Though in saying that he obviously has his flaws and is probably a bit too much "safety first" though I feel that Sam could improve his game given a chance.

People were saying that about Bowyer, and look what happened. I absolutely don't want to see us buy Barton. It will be Bowyer all over again. He's a thug and an overrated footballer. Like I said earlier I don't think I want Barton playing for our club but Bombadil, Bowyer was shit and struggling football wise when we picked him up, Barton at the moment is at the top of his game and striving to show the world with a fuck you, look at me funny and I'll kick the fuck out of you and leave you looking like the elephant man attitude. Brock is a twat!

That is a bit fucking mental, I know Ashley doesn't like the limelight but to complete a £55m deal without even meeting is very strange.

If he rejected a 40K pw 2 year deal at Boro then how much have we offered him?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...sea/6704101.stm

Why would you go to a theme park with the intention of not going on any of the rides?

If he is to go on loan then moving to the PL would be a mistake IMO. To try and drop in mid season and pick up the pace of the league when he hasn't played in it for a few seasons would be very difficult. And he would be looking to be guaranteed a starting place wherever he went to regardless of the form of whoever would be the current RW.

The difference between those players and Barton is that Barton has attacked his own team mates on 3 occasions, not exactly good for dressing room harmony which supposedly needs to be improved.

Seriously? Putting a lit cigar out in a young player's eye, getting into a fight with a 15 year old Everton fan and then biting Richard Dunne's hand when he tried to break it up. Then despite these two sackable offences he decides to submit a transfer request after City had the cheek to offer him a new contract on double his money. And not to mention his most recent transgression or the fact that he won't be getting an England call up due to the fact that most of the squad don't like him. The lad will be trouble.

Seems to sort of contradict itself there. Every other source I've seen says it's the woman's choice and she will only receive messages of advice.

It's not rocket science, the lad has a proven track record of being an absolute prick and it seems he is disliked even by his fellow professionals, he's not worth the hassle.

Don't want him here. Mark my words, this will all end in tears.

There's no public vote, though the public can text in their advice and opinions. I thought it was just a one off episode? Not a series.

Clearly Invicta Toon is richer than we thought. BTW has anyone else noticed that SSH seems to have disappeared since Vic's return on NO?

Absolutely. Though I still either will watch it or keep an eye on it. You can't get away from it and at the end of the day it's something to keep an interest in when the football is finished and the rest of TV is shite.

Your avatar isn't as funny as The Mighty Hog's.

Being 13 I'm not surprised you were suitably impressed.

Tell them to fuck off. If they're approaching you about it then they're obviously going to do it anyway and just want you to pay for half. Let them sort it out and you can enjoy the benefits of it for free.

Is there a fucking punchline here?

Ah, so that's what F.Y.P. means.

Steven Carr? Brock is a twat! The less grammatically able have found their scapegoat. Philestines. Being grammatically correct is one thing; constantly pointing out others' errors is quite another. Tbf we have a few posters who don't so much make gramatical errors as ignore the entire concept of grammar altogether.