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FFS, if you don't like it here then fuck off elsewhere, it's not that hard to do is it?

Just gas the New Monkey tbh.

You can say what you want about the IRA but when they were 'policing' certain areas of Northern Ireland there were a lot less anti-social behaviour problems.

Looks and sounds like Heather Graham, isn't a bad thing.

He has a fucking cheek on him, we pay his wages for while he has spent years on the sidelines then as soon as we get him fit he fucks off. Still there's no way he's worth his wages and he's probably doing us a favour my fucking off, plus this way he doesn't get 10% of the transfer fee.

Well why is he so disaffected? Could be another sign of Roeder's fantastic man management skills.

Him and Zoggy now, it's a players' revolution!!!

Carry a concealed weapon.

I think you're wrong there, he has the fantastic natural attributes of pace and power which are hugely important in today's game, his failings of poor control and movement are things that can be taught, practiced and improved upon. He has the potential to be a very, very good player but its not going to happen under the current regime at NUFC where our only two decent coaches were both defenders and we don't have any track record of improving players at all.

If she has gone commando then I've a new found respect for her, and at least she has the decency to keep it waxed down there, I can't imagine many worse sights than going down on a hairy ginner.

So according to the forum the ginner is the second most fuckable out of the band? Something seriously wrong there.

No we had no way of knowing but the manager should have.

I agree we need a playmaker but we need one to act as a foil for Martins rather than a replacement for him and Owen certainly isn't the answer which is why I can't see the two of them working well together next season.

The DB9 to Monte Carlo (15 minutes), the Bugatti from Italy (10 minutes), the Ferrari to Verbier (literally seconds) - Do you not think that when travelling hundreds of miles and taking days to complete that these close finishes are a bit convenient? I suppose the time that they had to build a car in Scotland while the stig drove from England and was about to win the race but was "caught for speeding" at the last minute wasn't set up either?

So it's just luck that in all the car v train/plane/boat etc. Clarkson just happens to arrive moments before the other two? Clearly a manufactured result.

Tbf maybe his daughter is just a bit of a wanker.

Worryingly will this convince Freddy to keep Roeder on?

Jose claiming a conspiracy against Chelsea

Much better.

Carroll should've went for goal there.

We're running out of time to shoot ourselves in the foot here.

Last I heard we offered him one year and he wanted two, not sure if he signed it or not.

N'Zogbia not even allowed ino the dressing room now.

Not to be a pedant but its could have people, HAVE!