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FFS I'm not saying what they say is scripted but as you said the banter is good and I enjoy it for what it is but it has to be taken with a pinch of salt.

The outcomes and most of what happens in the challenges are generally pre-determined. You're naive if you think otherwise.

If they didn't stage these little hiccups in the challenges most of them would be uneventful and therefore less watchable. I'm no expert on the Top Gear challenges but things like the amphibious car capsizing just as they reached the pier, the shit that went on when Maye and Hammond were flying the plane like the fact Maye couldn't fly at night, the breakdowns and shite that went on on the 10k super car challenge but the most obvious was when Maye was racing a biker while in a Clio somewhere in Portugal I think, those shots were so obviously set up. I just find it less funny when I know it's not a realistic account of what happened.

A mate of mine had a similar problem and had to go to court to get them out which took a couple of months, then after the court told her to get out she refused and he then had to go back to court again to get her forcibly evicted. It's a long and expensive enough process as far as I know. Try and find out what they'll do to you if you change the locks and leave their stuff sitting outside.

Look at the fucking state of them. Should been thrown in jail for contempt of court for turning up looking like that, scum.

They fix what happens in the challenges, the interesting or funny bits don't just happen, they are scripted by the team or by writers therefore making the whole thing less funny. What exactly don't you understand about what I'm saying?

The point is that they're not really "challenges" if the outcome is predetermined now are they? Though they broadcast it as the accurate outcome of a fair experiment.

Most of their challenges are staged and scripted.

That's what happens when your prisons are full, whether they're a danger to the public or not they should still be punished with a custodial sentence and all have their wombs removed with rusty pliers.

All staged anyway.

Doesn't like to take work home with him does Kevin, stays in the office until he's got it all completed. Seriously, what does the form involve? Name your top 3 players in the PL, ffs it's hardly like filling out your tax returns.

Unless your name is actually Toon Pack then I reckon you're probably safe enough.

Well then, next time you see the lass who's his agent's sister and works with your mate make sure and give her a good kick in the cu.nt from me, cheers.

And why the fuck does his sister have an agent?

Sometimes walk, sometimes turn taps on. You'd leave the urinal, turn the tap on and then go back to the urinal? What if they've got those silly taps that you need to keep pressing to make them work? Piss in the sink presumably.

The point about it being an incentive to report it early makes sense though, perhaps not in this case but certainly if it were to happen someone not as wealthy as Matthews.

Exactly what the fuck have you being doing then Glenn? Would it not be a good idea to actually talk to the most valuable player in the club to see how he's feeling 3 days before his comeback? Fucking prick.

For a look at the on the field problems not one of them ever mentioned Roeder's tactical ineptitude or sometimes baffling selection decisions. At least Gibson has made the point that you can't blame injuries when you've done fuck all to strengthen the squad when given the chance.

Fish =

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbDl5_qAj04

That must've made for an exciting episode of the French MOTD.

And of course Freddy is far too self-obsessed to give anyone else any power within the club. Dein wasn't a major shareholder as far as I'm aware but was recognised by those with shares as someone who could run a club, unlike someone like Shepherd who thinks that just because he owns a lot of shares that he is automatically entitled to run a major football club.

I can't say I've been to a full on metal night, thinking more like 5th Ave/42nd St in Manchester, probably more indie than rock I suppose.

What sort of club is it? Rock clubs are great IMO, much less intimidating, probably because most of the twats in them are skinny fuckers who've never been in a fight in their lives.

We could do worse than to get him in to run our club.