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How about ‘things are worse than we thought so we’re going to have to accelerate our plans to stimulate the economy’?

I’m certainly not writing them off and I get this is seen as a ten year plan but what’s the point in having a massive majority if you’re not going to be brave with it?

Surely now is the best time to do it? So by the time the next election comes round then people will be able to feel the effects of it and the flak they’ll get for borrowing will be long forgotten.

Well what else have they been doing in opposition? It doesn’t look like they’ve been preparing for power.

The markets reacted the way they did because Truss was borrowing to make unfunded tax cuts. If you have a plan on what to do with the money and the markets can see how it’s going to be returned then they’re much more forgiving.

And why is all that? It’s because of a lack of investment going back to the financial crash. It’s completely short sighted to say that we shouldn’t invest because our economy is under performing. We have to invest because our economy is underperforming.

Nothing say ‘we’re chasing economic growth’ by cancelling capital investment. Also nothing says ‘we’re serious going to get people fit and back to work’ like stopping investment in hospitals. My expectations were low but they’ve limboed under the bar with ease. Maybe they are genuinely as unimaginative as they appeared in the campaign? And expecting departments to suddenly come up with savings after they’ve been cut to the bone after 14 years of austerity? Fuck off. We have the second lowest level of debt in the G7. What are these cunts scared of?

He's thinking of a gate, bless him.

If the Frenchman wanted to win so badly then he should have simply went faster than the Englishman. It's not rocket science here people.

Meanwhile this fella gets sacked.

Meanwhile the pervert beside her was banging on about cupping, slapping and heightened sensations.

Defection to Reform incoming?

That’s not what you do as a police officer these days, especially with CCTV. At that point the fucker on the floor was no threat. He’s breached the guidelines and the law. He’ll go down for it and rightly so.

Nope.

That isn’t the goalkeeper shirt, mate.

Already been done.

Aye they definitely missed a trick there.

Competency on the world stage.

Gemmill with three cats and zero kids is taking that as a victory.

They do. They’re playing at my house, my house.

Where’s Daft Punk?

Smurf Jesus was definitely a mistake.