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Yeah but meanwhile we’re still amortising the Isak, Bruno, Botman etc fees.

It’s always easier to get ticket info from .com.

You forgot to Tag @Gemmill

Any sport where a 55 year old can win the silver medal isn’t really a sport.

Mines a Venu. It’s a pretty cheap one, I can’t really see what the more expensive ones offer that this one doesn’t.

I paid for my beer in the pool yesterday with my watch so there is that.

Screenshotted that number before it’s taken down. I had a Garmin for years but ‘upgraded’ to an Apple Watch to see what the hype is about and sold it again two weeks later. I can’t be doing with charging it every day. I get over a week out of my Garmin so ended up getting a newer version. The screen on the Apple Watch is better but other than that my Garmin does everything I need it to at a fraction of the price.

I remember you being funnier.

So despite it being proven that the cunt in Southport was a Christian these thick cunts are still attacking mosques? I’d like to see police kicking seven shades of shite out of them.

25 appearances last season, zero goals, one assist. Shite.

FYP

Either that or he’s got a hell of a telescopic lens.

I dunno, she keeps asking me to stay with her tonight.

How much did he agree to give us for Sissoko?

Aye, if we play York every week.

Thinking of his sister at this difficult time.

Aye they sent me an email with the bad news. I don’t think they did that last season so got my hopes up, the bastards.

It’s okay to be shit if you’re 21 apparently.

I had never heard of her before today but according to the IBA she has XY chromosomes.

21 appearances, zero goals, zero assists. He better be a late bloomer.

No luck in the Spurs ballot. This looks like another waste of two memberships this season.

C'mon, try to be a bit nisa.

Aye, one of the best ever episodes was when Gandalf got stuck in a toilet cubicle on the J6 services just off the Kings Road. Comedy gold.