Jimbo

Bit presumptious aren't you Stevie? are you suggesting she's a he ?

Strappy tops out in full effect today, thank god I had my Aviators at hand, otherwise my lecherous ogling would have been spotted, it must be fast approaching the time I unexpectedly volunteer to do the school run, MILF-fest !!

SSN saying that the club have confirmed they're going to release an official statement later today.

Tomorrow, 2:30pm

SSN just had Darren Lewis from The Mirror on, after a few blah blah blah "Newcastle have been shite" comments, he comes out with an absolute pearler: "...and £10m Fabrizio Coloccini has failed to hold down a place" played every single match this season !

First item on FiveLive news, just pipping Obama's visit to Downing Street Not bad for a little club with a big stadium

In the shadow of the moon When we were kings

Ask me again at 5pm Saturday afternoon.

I have a greater sense of confidence than before, but even if we go down, I hope he continues and offers the club some much needed continuity.

Aye, better than jobs for the Spurs boys

He's even got the goal celebration nailed.

Well lads, that's the theme of tonight's wank sorted !

Can we stay avoid the drop ?? "Yes we can".

They need that length of time so SKY can pump Jim White full of caffeine for the press conference.

Where the fuck is Jim White ?

The Sun Shearer in Toon rescue ALAN SHEARER will take over as Newcastle boss today. In a sensational move owner Mike Ashley has turned to the Toon hero to save the club from relegation from the Premier League. The Magpies lie third bottom in the table, two points adrift of safety, and disgruntled players have been calling for a figure of authority to haul them out of the mire. Coach Chris Hughton is considered too soft for the job and Shearer, the man who cost a club-record £15million back in 1996, has been given the last eight games of the season to work a miracle. Shearer, 38, has made no long-term commitment to the job beyond May but his hero status will go through the roof if he staves off relegation. And he will pocket a massive bonus approaching seven figures if he succeeds. Ashley had shown no inclination to change the acting management duo of Hughton and Colin Calderwood, insisting they would carry on until Joe Kinnear was fit enough to return following his heart operation. But increasingly it has become obvious that Kinnear would not be fit enough to return to the touchline this season and he has been making noises about taking a role upstairs as a director of football. The players had no faith in the management set-up and had almost resigned themselves to the drop. A Toon insider told SunSport: “This is the big throw of the dice by Newcastle. Alan Shearer has always turned down approaches to take on any coaching role at the club before. “But this is a serious situation and everyone realises drastic measures are required. “Alan, more than anyone, does not want to see Newcastle relegated.”

Perhaps this adds credibility to the stories circulating over the last couple of days that Wise was heading out of the club.

GET THE FUCK IN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEWS CONFIRMED SHEARER !!!

Rob Lee and Mike Newell to follow ??

David Craig: "we have heard this from a number of credible sources, and we now just await official confirmation from the club"

Just caught the tale end of the headlines on SSN, more on this after the ad break !