Jimbo

Good advice mate, but mix up your metaphors a little please! You are quite correct, maybe I should have phrased it "shag the arse off her" and for good measure a "knock her hips out" a schoolboy errror, it wont happen again.

Actually my Porn Drive as it is now been known by Jimbo ranks with about 320GB full so far out of a maximum capacity of 500GB, so not doing so bad on that. And I've got 500GB to use up on me PC as I'm still using me external hard-drive for storage to free up memory on me PC. So all good so far. I recently had to purchase one too, my previous Jizz-drive was getting close to capacity, so I had to perform a strict quality control audit. Money well spent.

In my opinion you should have a heart to heart chat with her, explain that you are not suggesting she would do anything with the lad, and you are not wanting to get in the way of her "friendship" with him but explain that you think that he is trying to get in her knickers, and that is begining to bother you, and ask what she thinks of the situation. Chinning him would probably play in to his hands, infact he might be baiting you to do just that, I would be tempted to speak to him on his own, very firmly, not aggessively and not threatening, but make it plain that you know what he's try to get in her knickers and he needs to back off. Don't forget though, no matter how much he might piss you off, and no matter how much he might be wanting to get in her knickers, you are her boyfriend, not him. One other thing, make sure you keep her well fucked, if there's one thing I've learnt about women its this: If you don't fuck them, someone else will !

Congratulations !!

That's very nearly an insult, comparing Jol to a true legend like Sir Bob Yeh ''im not sure newcastle have played all that well to be honest'' the score will do me like Aye, I bet Spuds wouldn't mind the score

GET IN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm SO envious of Tottenham.........

2-0 Cacapa !!!!!!!!!!!

MARTINS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New material for download: http://www.nme.com/verve/ Reformed Verve release new demo Rock band The Verve, who recently reformed, have made a demo of new material available on the internet. The band released a free 14-minute demo from a London studio recording session, via music magazine NME's website. The group reunited in June after an eight-year split which saw singer Richard Ashcroft begin a solo career. He said: "We all decided that rather than meeting for a cup of coffee or a beer, we should meet in a studio where we can do what we do. Straight away." The demo was the first recording from the first studio session for a new Verve album. Ashcroft and fellow bandmates Nick McCabe, Simon Jones and Pete Salisbury embark on a UK tour next month. Formed in 1993, The Verve achieved their greatest success with the 1997 album Urban Hymns. At the peak of their fame, Oasis songwriter Noel Gallagher described them as "one of the most important bands in history".

Fill the kettle with water, plug it in, let it boil, when its boiled unplug it and take to to the wall with the tape.

Steam it off.

Thats right, I'm English, not British, not Scotish, not Welsh not Irish. With that accent who the fuck are you trying to kid.. Struth !

Hang on, lets have a look at the league table again.

Ashley reveals Newcastle had £100m debt By Michael Walker Published: 22 October 2007 Mike Ashley, the new owner of Newcastle United, has spoken publicly for the first time. Often portrayed as a recluse, Ashley took the opportunity to quash the recurring stories that Newcastle are for sale. "I didn't buy Newcastle United to sell it," he said yesterday. "The club is not for sale, selling is just not on the agenda. Yes, there have been plenty of people suggesting they want to buy the club off me already and the answer is always the same: 'No'. "I bought this club to become part of its passion and it has worked. I feel at home here already. I love the place, the club and especially the fans, who wouldn't?" Ashley revealed that the debt he inherited at Newcastle was £100m but said that the speed of the purchase meant: "There was no time to do the usual due diligence on the deal because I had to move so quickly. "So I paid £140m for the club with the expectation that there was a debt of £70m. Actually it was around £100m so there was suddenly an extra £30m to find. But I just thought: 'Shut up about it'. I'm a big boy and I didn't cry. "To me the real issue was this: Was the debt bigger than I thought? Yes. Would I have changed my mind if I'd known the full extent of the debt? Not one iota. "It might have been a different story if I had needed to go to the bank to borrow the money but I didn't. I have my own money and anyway, I tend to live by the saying you can't take it with you." Newcastle host Tottenham Hotspur at home tonight and manager Sam Allardyce has also received some good news from Michael Owen, who yesterday played down talk of a rift between himself and Allardyce. Allardyce thinks Tottenham have bottomed out after draws with Aston Villa and Liverpool and showed sympathy towards Martin Jol. "He was in a black hole but there is light at the end of the tunnel now." Spurs will be without Paul Robinson in goal, Newcastle are awaiting news on Mark Viduka's fitness.

Liverpool fans might have something to say about that tbh And Blackburn Didn't he win the FA Cup with Liverpool? Nah Ronnie Moran did, Souness was having heart surgery, although they managed to wheel him out for the final.

Thats right, I'm English, not British, not Scotish, not Welsh not Irish.

agreed Well what I really meant to say was that the rest of us were pissing ourselves laughing after the result last night. The reason I said "agreed" is because I genuinely could not give a flying fuck how or what our neighbouring nations achieve in the sporting arena.

agreed

Good point about the pitting strategy, that along with the tyre fuck up last time out, it almost seemed that Alonso and Hamilton were on different teams in terms of the fuck ups McClaren made with Hamilton rather than Alonso.

take your Scottish glasses off, hes a fucking shite manager.

Hamilton showed his inexperience at the start, but even so, had he not had that gearbox failure there is every chance he would have done it, he had a great race today coming back from 18th, and did some utterly phenominal moves making up the places, arguably more impressive than some of the processions we have witnessed when he has won.

What a great race, and what a fantastic season its been.

Download this file: http://www.mediafire.com/?63ntcv19x1r Unzip it and replace the inc folder in C: program files/sports interactive/football manager 2008/data/db/800 This will correct all the competition names suc as Euro cup will become UEFA Cup etc.