Jimbo

Hugo Loris Brilliant Keeper.

He can't buy a goal for me, what tactics are you using? This one: http://www.mediafire.com/?5459dmxm1it

Happy Birthday dude !

Gladiator: Special Edition Fuck I love that film.

Its a bit complicated but what I'll do is upload my graphics folder and list what you need to do with it in a separate thread.

TRANSFER RUMOURS Derby are ready to bid £7m for Portsmouth striker David Nugent, and they also want Newcastle's Shola Ameobi on loan. (News of the World) Real Madrid want Chelsea centre-back Ricardo Carvalho. (Various) Manchester City are set to bid £10m for Heerenveen's Brazilian striker Alfonso Alves. (Various) Arsenal and Manchester United are locked in a battle to sign 19-year-old Argentine midfielder Angel Di Maria. (News of the World) Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill wants to sign Liverpool left-back John Arne Riise. (The People) Everton, Liverpool and Arsenal are competing for the signature of Monaco midfielder Yohan Mollo. (The People) Newcastle will renew their interest in Barcelona's want-away Brazilian Edmilson. (The People) Manchester City are targeting Lyon's France international striker Karin Benzema but will need to pay around £14m for him. (The People) City also want Chelsea left-back Wayne Bridge but face competition from West Ham. (The People) Tottenham are set to make a cut-price £1.5m bid for West Ham midfielder Luis Boa Morte. (The People) Arsenal are interested in signing Dynamo Kiev's Croatian midfielder Luka Modric. (The People) Manchester United are set to land 15-year-old Norwegian striker Joshua King from Valarenga. (The People) Tottenham are considering moving for Villarreal's Argentine midfielder Juan Riquelme. (The People) But Tottenham are set to lose out to Manchester United for the signature of Ghana youth international Ransford Osei. (The People) Chelsea winger Scott Sinclair is wanted on loan by Sheffield United manager Bryan Robson. (The People) Liverpool midfielder Momo Sissoko has told friends he wants to leave the club in January. (Mail on Sunday) Tell us your transfer rumours Back to top OTHER GOSSIP Bolton have been told by Real Sociedad that prising manager Chris Coleman away will cost them £1m. (Various) As well as Coleman, Bolton are considering Gary Megson and Graeme Souness for their vacant manager's position. (The people) The FA would have to pay £21m as part of a complex pay-off to Chelsea if they want Jose Mourinho as the next England manager. (Sunday Mirror). But the ex-Blues boss says he does not want the job. (News of the World). However, Jurgen Klinsmann is interested in becoming the next England boss, having told friends he wants his next job to be in London. (The People) Back to top AND FINALLY Freddy Eastwood has come down to earth with a bump since his goals have dried up - his club Wolves put him on a Ryanair flight to return from Wales' trip to San Marino rather than the private jet he has been used to previously.

Goalmachine !

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Villa 1 - 0 ManUre

So much so ,he signed for Spurs Did we bid for him ?

Ashley gave me £33m for a European finish

Berbatov slept in Toon shirt By MARTIN BLACKBURN Published: Today rigTeaserImage DIMITAR BERBATOV grew up worshipping Alan Shearer — and slept in a No 9 Newcastle shirt! The Spurs striker was bought a Toon strip bearing his name and Big Al’s number as an 18th birthday gift from his parents. And that was the reason he chose the No 9 shirt when he moved to Tottenham in the summer of 2006. The Bulgarian, 26, will be relishing the chance to walk out at St James’ Park on Monday night where Shearer was so popular for 10 years. Berba’s mum Margarita, 45, a former champion handball player, recalls how the Shearer shirt became her boy’s prized possession. She said: “Dimitar wore this shirt all the time. “He even used to sleep in his Newcastle shirt! It’s that special to him. “Dimitar told me it was his dream to play for Newcastle United one day and wear the same shirt as Alan Shearer, who is my son’s hero. “Shearer was a major inspiration for him to work hard for himself and the team. He liked the fact that Alan Shearer scored goals but was not a selfish player. “Dimitar thinks this shirt may even have been a sign he was meant to play in England.” Berbatov was brought up in a sports-mad house. His father Ivan was a striker for CSKA Sofia but the youngster chose Newcastle as his team. Berbatov was such a fan of Toon legend Shearer he even tucked into the ex-England hitman’s famous pre-match meal of chicken and beans. Shearer netted 148 league goals in 295 games for Newcastle and in his schooldays little Dimi got into trouble for scribbling Shearer’s name and records on his school books. Then when he hit the big-time, he bought his mum a Honda Civic with a personalised number plate that included the No 9. His old schoolmate Mario Bekov, who has known Berbatov for 20 years, said his admiration for the former Toon ace bordered on obsession. He said: “Dimitar never missed a Newcastle game when it was on television. And Shearer was up there with Pele as a God for him.” Another pal, Stefan Damianov, recalled how Berbatov considered himself to be an honorary Geordie as he followed the Toon and grew up in a mining region of Blagoevgrad. He said: “People in this part of Bulgaria like the Newcastle team especially and identify themselves with the football-mad culture of the people there and loyalty to the team.” Dimitar Berbatov PAST TIMES ... Dimitar aged eight, flat in Blagoevgrad, and with dad Ivan, brother Asen and mum Margarita Sadly for Berbatov, Shearer had hung up his boots by the time he made his first visit to Tyneside last December. But this next visit will still be crucial with only goal difference separating Spurs from the bottom three at the start of the weekend. Berbatov enjoyed an explosive first season in English football and scored 23 goals after his £10.9million move from Bayer Leverkusen. He is idolised by Spurs fans and is already considered as good as White Hart Lane legends Alan Gilzean, Glenn Hoddle and Jurgen Klinsmann. But Berbatov has not enjoyed as much success so far this term with just two goals to his name in nine appearances. He remains highly ambitious and is unlikely to be impressed by Tottenham’s shaky start to the season. His mum added: “Dimitar has told me he’s hungry to win cups and wants to play in the Champions League in the next few years.” Tottenham came within a minute of taking all three points from Liverpool two weeks ago until Fernando Torres stole a point with his header. And Berbatov’s fellow striker Darren Bent has called for a repeat of the Anfield performance as Spurs look to kick-start their league campaign. England forward Bent is warning they could face an early bombardment from Toon — who have won three and drawn one of their league home games this term. The Geordies have also beaten Spurs 3-1 on their last two visits to St James’ Park. Bent said: “If we play like we did at Anfield then we can go there and get what we want. “Newcastle start really fast and we’ve got to be prepared for that — but we know what we’ve got to do. “People think it will be straightforward after what we did at Anfield but it doesn’t always work like that.”

Let us know what colour the smoke is

I've never been too impressed with the quality of Nike shirts.

Allardyce keeps his options open over England job By Michael Walker Published: 20 October 2007 Sam Allardyce has refused to rule himself out as a possible contender to be the next England manager in the event of Steve McClaren's dismissal. Afforded the opportunity to do so on two occasions yesterday at Newcastle United's training ground, Allardyce gave ambiguous responses. Having been interviewed as a candidate along with McClaren following Sven Goran Eriksson's departure 18 months ago, initially Allardyce said yesterday: "I am glad I am here at Newcastle. This is the biggest club as an English manager that I could have got. The only job that would have been bigger than this was the national coach. I put myself forward for the job, didn't get it and my life has moved on. This job has come along and it makes me tingle at the thought of what we might achieve here." But when asked if that meant he was saying he was no longer interested in the England post, Allardyce replied: "No, that's not me saying anything like that." Allardyce then continued: "There is a man in the job, he is a very good friend of mine and I won't speculate as to whether I would or wouldn't do anything. He's there to do the job and he should be left to finish what he is doing until the very end. If there's anything to be talked about, it should be talked about then." Allardyce, who is six months into a three-year contract at St James' Park, presumably knew that he would receive questions about England given his previous desire for the job and could have used this as the chance to end speculation. He is the favourite English candidate with the bookmakers. At one stage Allardyce was asked if England was on his radar long-term to which he said: "Not really, the most important thing is to be successful here." But the fact that he declined to quash the subject definitively was revealing and ensures that he will continue to be linked with England. "You have got all this hysteria which revolves around [the job]. It really doesn't matter how well or badly England played anymore, you know what you are going to get, and Steve, unfortunately, is getting it." Allardyce added that Michael Owen had returned fit from the England games and would start Monday night's home game against Tottenham.

Steven Defour

Just as I though.....

The day I took "fashion advice" from the likes of you is the day I arrive at the pissup dressed in a Kaftan, a deer stalker, white socks and sandals and sporting a sporran and clutching a miniature teapot. Thanks for reminding me of the Summer piss up Dave it's very easy to have you killed you know... Aye but the list of suspects would be very short...... ....and very easy to pick out on an identity parade.

The day I took "fashion advice" from the likes of you is the day I arrive at the pissup dressed in a Kaftan, a deer stalker, white socks and sandals and sporting a sporran and clutching a miniature teapot. Thanks for reminding me of the Summer piss up Dave

Arctic Monkeys - Love Machine

Came out yesterday.

You'd be giving it less current than it requires, so it might not function correctly but is unlikely to fuck it up.

http://www.free-codecs.com/download/K_Lite_Codec_Pack.htm http://www.free-codecs.com/guides/How_to_G...tomatically.htm

I blame Obafemi Martins' first touch Michael Owen tbh.