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I like The Gossip, and I can see why Amy Winehouse got a contract, although her music is not my cup of tea at all, she has a fantastic voice.

Anyone still using obsolete technology on a regular basis ? Record player VHS/Betamax Audio tapes Floppy disks Pager Hand Wound Watches Any other electronic gadget which is no longer being manufactured?

It's not unlikely, he's been pissing off the majority of St James' park for the past 8 years.

Self pleasurer extrordinaire? Evidently

Joy would be a better word.

Two former England footballers have been arrested in connection with the taking of a limousine. Rob Lee, 38, and Warren Barton, 41, were held after the Mercedes E220 saloon was taken from Hackney Road, east London, on Tuesday night. The car later collided with a van and was abandoned. The ex-Newcastle United stars were later arrested at two addresses. They were taken to an east London police station for questioning. They are being held over allegations of taking a vehicle and driving while unfit.

The job you have now

Damn right.

Had to call for the fluffer ?

Who said romance was dead !

He's far too slow.

Patrick Kluivert has decided not to accept Sheffield Wednesday's offer of a trial. Owls boss Brian Laws announced earlier this week that he had invited the Dutchman to train with his squad. Kluivert has been restricted by injuries in recent seasons and was only able to make five starts for PSV Eindhoven last term. He is looking to play more regularly and is thrilled to have received the offer from Sheffield Wednesday. But the 30-year-old is not planning to join The Owls and will instead consider other options. "I am flattered with the interest," he told Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf. "However, a move to Sheffield Wednesday is not in my future plans. "I will wait and see what happens. My agent will show me all the options I have and after that I will make a decision."

Must take ages to shave.

I find being pissed helps with improving stamina, otherwise I'm Mr Sodastream: two pumps then a squirt.

While I appreciate what you're saying with next season in mind I'm concerned about there now being some long-term stability and planning from the top. That's the crucial thing for me. Agreed, the club need sorting out from top to bottom.

Isn't that what Robson concluded when he confronted Shepherd about the NUFC mole ?

FREDDY SHEPHERD was last night ruthlessly booted out of Newcastle United. The Toon chairman, 65, has been axed by new owner Mike Ashley just two months after his £133million takeover. It is a savage blow for Shepherd, who has been ill for several months and has not even been offered an honorary position. His place as chairman goes to Chris Mort, the London lawyer appointed by Ashley to run the club following the takeover. Mort used only 20 words to pay a brief tribute to Shepherd. He said: “I would like to thank Freddy Shepherd for all he has done for the club over the past 15 years.” Shepherd’s exit comes just a month after Ashley decided he could stay as a figurehead. But after conducting an internal club review, Ashley decided to put an end to Shepherd’s controversial reign. A source close to Ashley said: “Mike felt that it was in the best interests of everyone to have a fresh start at the club. “He had always wanted to bring his own men in and now he feels it’s the right time to do it. From what he saw, Freddy is dispensable. “Sam Allardyce’s contacts in the football world are second to none and while Mike appreciates Freddy’s passion for Newcastle it was time for a change.” Shepherd was struck down by pneumonia and a collapsed lung around the time of the takeover and has been unable to attend any meetings. During this time, Mort has begun to establish a relationship with boss Allardyce. Mort said: “I am delighted to become chairman of such a fabulous club.” Shepherd will receive a £1m pay-off to add to the whopping £37m from selling his shares. The final days of Shepherd’s stay in the boardroom have been as controversial as the previous 15 years — 10 as chairman. The club was raided last week by police as part of an investigation into alleged corruption. Shepherd became involved with Newcastle when he joined forces with the Hall family to drive out the previous board in 1992. He became chairman in 1997 but resigned in the wake of the sensational Toongate expose. Shepherd and Douglas Hall were caught describing Geordie women as dogs, labelling Alan Shearer as Mary Poppins and mocking fans for paying £50 for replica shirts. They were on the sidelines for only 10 months before voting themselves back on the board and prompting the resignation of three directors. Newcastle did not win any trophies during Shepherd’s reign and he was often a target for fans. He backed his six managers with cash, but critics point out that he paid himself up to £550,000 a year and earned more than £5m in dividends.

TRANSFER RUMOURS Everton boss David Moyes has made a shock bid to hijack Wigan defender Leighton Baines' move to Sunderland. (Daily Mirror) Wigan boss Chris Hutchings will move for West Brom's Paul Robinson if Baines leaves the club. (Daily Mail) Martin Petrov's switch to Tottenham from Atletico Madrid has moved closer after he was allowed to fly to London for talks. (The Sun) Man City are in talks with Shakhtar Donetsk's Brazilian midfielder Elano over a £7m move. (Daily Mirror) Sunderland boss Roy Keane is to switch his attentions to Middlesbrough goalkeeper Mark Schwarzer. (Daily Star) Blackburn boss Mark Hughes is trying to push through a £4.5m deal for Bayern Munich striker Roque Santa Cruz. (Daily Mirror) Newcastle are in talks for West Brom defender Curtis Davies, but their £6m offer is still £2m short of the Baggies' valuation. (Daily Mail) Bolton boss Sammy Lee has talked Swede Christian Wilhelmsson into joining for £2m from Nantes. (Daily Mirror) Man City want Juventus left-back Giorgio Chiellini and midfielder Manuele Blasi. (Guardian) Plymouth have put striker Cherno Samba on the transfer list. (Daily Mirror) Birmingham have joined Newcastle in the race to sign China's captain Zheng Zhi from Shandong Luneng. (Guardian) Aston Villa and Newcastle will slug it out over Danish defender Brede Hangeland. (Daily Mirror) Norwich and Watford could battle it out for the services of Leicester striker Matty Fryatt. (Daily Mirror) French defender Frank Signorino, a £1m-rated left-back, is a target for newly-promoted Birmingham. (Daily Mirror) Fulham's Michael Brown is set to move to Wigan on Wednesday. (Daily Star) Luton defender Leon Barnett has finalised a £2m switch to West Brom. (Daily Mirror) Liverpool have made a swoop on Real Madrid for 20-year-old midfielder Javi Garcia. (Daily Mirror) Arsenal are chasing 17-year-old Spanish full-back sensation Alberto Morgado. (Daily Mirror) Oldham are lining up a move for veteran former Sheffield United defender Alan Wright. (Daily Star) Charlton are set to make former Barnet midfielder Dean Sinclair their latest signing. (Daily Mirror) Dundee United are on the verge of signing Polish keeper Grzegorz Szamotulski on a six-month loan deal from Sturm Graz. (Daily Record) Hibs and Hearts have both been linked with moves for Rosenborg striker Daniel Braaten. (Daily Record) Hibs have also renewed interest in Cork City striker Roy O'Donovan. (Daily Record) Spanish midfielder Ruben Palazuelos has signed a four-year deal with Hearts, according to his agent. (Daily Record) Tell us your transfer rumours Back to top OTHER GOSSIP Man Utd assistant Carlos Queiroz says their title win last season was "important for the game as a whole". (Various) Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho says Liverpool's spending spree has put them under massive pressure to win the Premier League. (Daily Mirror) Portsmouth's David James wants to be inspired by David Beckham's international comeback to make his own. (Various) Steve Bruce reckons Birmingham's signings of Mido and Hossan Ghaly from Spurs will help them beat the drop. (Daily Mirror) Andy Cole is ready to leave Portsmouth after being dumped for their trip to Hong Kong. (The Sun) Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill reckons new signing Marlon Harewood lost a lot of confidence during his last season at West Ham. (Daily Mirror) Reading have sold all 18,000 available season tickets. (Daily Star) West Ham boss Alan Curbishley has told new signing Craig Bellamy to do his talking on the pitch. (The Sun) Reading's Nicky Shorey will snub West Ham and Newcastle to sign a new contract with the Royals. (Daily Mirror) Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson tips striker Dong Fangzhou to make an impact at Old Trafford this season. (Daily Star) Man City striker Bernardo Corradi has blasted former boss Stuart Pearce for lacking leadership. (The Sun) Striker Chris Iwelumo hopes joining Charlton will boost his chances of winning a Scotland call-up. (Daily Record) Back to top AND FINALLY Everton striker James Vaughan was so upset by his dislocated shoulder that he was thinking of giving the game up at the tender age of 19. (Daily Mail)

Rentaghost ? Now disbanded I believe. Miss Popoff has a hairdressers in Coronation Street now. And Timothy Claypole and Mr Meaker are dead ! Are they? I used to love that show btw. Me too, they don't make kids programmes like that any more, some of the shit my kids sit through is incredible.

Rentaghost ? Now disbanded I believe. Miss Popoff has a hairdressers in Coronation Street now. And Timothy Claypole and Mr Meaker are dead !

How to encourage crime in 3 simple steps. If they commit crimes, prosecute them like you or I. And our taxes will pay for the prison time of half the family. I think it's far more expensive to keep someone in a cell than it is to pay them benefits. I think stories like this bring about an emotive response as to what the parents deserve, rather than a logical response as to what will benefit society. This is a prime example, it is more advantageous to sponge off the system than to contribute to it, if you feel this is correct then it explains a lot about society in the UK these days.

Rentaghost ?

How to encourage crime in 3 simple steps. If they commit crimes, prosecute them like you or I.