Jimbo

By who exactly? Presumably the same people who voted Carling as Britain's favourite lager.

Just imagine the kind of player he could become under Wenger.

That's more your point..... trying to avoid a Hamman situation again? Did you buy a Hamman jersey Jimbo???? Some wankers never learn! Yes, I did, the week before the cup final (his fiinal match for the club)

That's more your point..... trying to avoid a Hamman situation again?

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I think Martins was a huge success last season, and the prospect of him receiving proper coaching this season can only serve to improve him still further. Besides, I bought a new Toon shirt with the twats name on the back.

Charley is the most hateful bitch I have ever seen.

If we are talking about the Matrix soundtrack, look no further than Wake UP - Rage Against The Machine.

You aint wrong Alex, the golden age of boxing in my opinion, Hagler Vs Hearns must rate as one of the most action packed 3 rounds ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYHSHd1xfpY

Many thought Kosta Tszyu would do the same. I think Hatton could easily upset Mayweather. Hatton has a punchers chance and could hurt Mayweather more than De La Hoya did in my opinion, but my money would be firmly on Mayweather to dance and out box Hatton from a distance and win on points. Thats what he'd be aiming for, a points win, fucking faggot american, scared of a slugfest tbh Sugar Ray Leonard tried to out macho Roberto Duran in their first fight and got his arse kicked, If I was Mayweather I'd stick to my game too tbh. Exactly, same as what Sugar Ray done to Marvelous Marvin, isn't that right Snakey? Superb fight, classic Boxer Vs Fighter.

Bet that thickens the baby batter up lovely, is that your intentions Jimbo? It improves the flavour. I take it you've tasted your own then Hasn't everyone ? I haven't, do you recommend it? Not really an option not to for me, if I discarded that amount of essential fluids, I would shrivel like a prune.

Bet that thickens the baby batter up lovely, is that your intentions Jimbo? It improves the flavour. I take it you've tasted your own then Hasn't everyone ?

Bet that thickens the baby batter up lovely, is that your intentions Jimbo? It improves the flavour.

Try here: http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/

Banana, Coconut and Pineapple Smoothy.

Blair and Brown: two cheeks of the same arse tbh.

Many thought Kosta Tszyu would do the same. I think Hatton could easily upset Mayweather. Hatton has a punchers chance and could hurt Mayweather more than De La Hoya did in my opinion, but my money would be firmly on Mayweather to dance and out box Hatton from a distance and win on points. Thats what he'd be aiming for, a points win, fucking faggot american, scared of a slugfest tbh Sugar Ray Leonard tried to out macho Roberto Duran in their first fight and got his arse kicked, If I was Mayweather I'd stick to my game too tbh.

I'm considering becoming a Pastafarian myself.

Many thought Kosta Tszyu would do the same. I think Hatton could easily upset Mayweather. Hatton has a punchers chance and could hurt Mayweather more than De La Hoya did in my opinion, but my money would be firmly on Mayweather to dance and out box Hatton from a distance and win on points.

I think its a vehicle for the Flying Spaghetti Monster

they kept the B2 quiet for ages as big as the B52 was, ultimately is was conventional aircraft, what we are talking about here is a cigar shaped craft that can run silently and is in all likely hood a mile in length, I think there is a massive difference in keeping a plane under wraps.

I think its only right and proper that people keep an open mind about the origin of these objects, but I have serious doubts that there is any government or organisation that could build a machine of this size and technology and keep it secret.

Definitely no more Local Hero please. Far too laid back and tranquil-the exact opposite of what we should be trying to achieve at the start of the match. Agreed, I fucking hate that tune anyway, something far more rousing is required. You're thinking of some "Rocky" based tunes aren't you!!! well...... "Hearts on fire, strong desire...." Far better in my opinion.

Better than Emre...... Never mind Geremi, i think Ron Jeremy would be better than Emre from freekicks! With his 3rd limb ? Why not! Also he has good ball contol, can shoot on demand and is great in and around the box, we should sign him up! All true, amazing tackle on the lad.....