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Jimbo

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  1. Hawksbee and Jacobs on Talksport
  2. No Premplus on SKY this season either.
  3. I'm with Eclipse, £14.99 unlimited downloads, speeds are a bit hit and miss but not bad.
  4. LONDON (AP) - English businessman Mike Ashley has increased his stake in Premier League club Newcastle to 51.52 percent. The billionaire bought an additional 950,000 shares on Wednesday, his company St. James Holdings Ltd. said in a statement to the London Stock Exchange on Thursday. On May 23, Ashley's SJHL announced it had bought a stake of 41.6 percent. Last week, Newcastle's board said that chairman Freddy Shepherd would sell his 28 percent shareholding to Ashley. Ashley would need to reach 75 percent to achieve a full takeover of the club, which has a huge fan base but has not won the league title since 1927 or the FA Cup since 1955.
  5. Jimbo

    Claim to fame

    I'm a distant relative of the first Prime Minister of Great Britain.
  6. 1, My car failed its MOT today 2, My Mrs is moaning that she's got to walk the kids to school in the morning 3, I told her to "get a grip, its hardly the London marathon" 4, She's not spoken to me since 5, Not all bad news then eh ?
  7. Jimbo

    IPOD problems

    Anapod copies from Ipod to hard drive. I believe. It does, I've used that before, you can get it from www.redchairsoftware.com
  8. and this too: "Although St James Holdings Limited ("SJHL") has now acquired an interest in over 50% of the share capital of Newcastle United PLC, the Takeover Panel has confirmed that the Offer should not be declared unconditional as to acceptances until the requirements of Rule 10 of the Code, which sets out when the acceptance condition has been fulfilled, have been satisfied." Does this mean they have reached the point where they can compulsory purchace the remainder ??
  9. I thought he'd said he wanted to end his career at his beloved Oldham.
  10. Owen, Kluivert, Shearer, Emre, Duff.
  11. As I've said before, if Ashley wants NUFC to be a global brand he'll need to finance the signings of world famous players, to be fair we've not done too bad when it comes to signing big named players in the past.
  12. Italian police have arrested a Russian "ninja" who had been spreading fear across farmlands in the north of the country. The man, camouflaged in an all black suit, had robbed several farmers and their families at knife point, police say. Police had been searching for him for several weeks. Ninjas were trained for stealth. They first appeared in 14th Century Japan and were famed as assassins and spies. Outwitted For several weeks the police had been scouring the countryside looking for shadows. The "ninja" was known to have struck several times - his head wrapped in a black bandana, a powerful bow in one hand and a knife strapped to his leg. He targeted isolated farms late at night forcing farmers to hand over cash and valuables at arrow point. His victims were usually so afraid they didn't report the attacks until some days later. But on Monday night the "ninja" was outwitted. As he smashed through the door of a farmhouse, a feisty old pensioner was waiting for him. Former soldier The old man came down the stairs but tripped on the last step letting off his rifle. Startled, the "ninja" made his escape, hopping onto a bicycle and racing off into the nearby cornfields - followed by police who were quickly on the scene. Police eventually trailed him to an abandoned farmhouse where he was arrested. He was later identified as Igor Vaclavic, a former soldier from the Russian army. He was caught carrying night scopes and a head torch. When asked about his chosen disguise, he told police he had been inspired by his boyhood idol - Robin Hood.
  13. You like droopy spaniels ears tits then ?
  14. This story doesn't pass my sniff test either.
  15. 1, Bored shitless 2, Playing FM2007 3, Drinking a Merlot 4, Watching BB 5, Trying to decide what to download tonight
  16. Quoted for truth and my personal favourite Pieter Brueghel the Elder Don't mind his work and it's easy on the eye. A shame his son's couldn't try something a bit different though! Can't stand Picasso's stuff. Aye he certainly "took inspiration" from his father !
  17. Quoted for truth and my personal favourite Pieter Brueghel the Elder
  18. Jimbo, no. Tell me you're not having a tug over that Too late ! OMG....nooooooooooooooooooo what ? tell me you didn't play tugboat willie over that !! That moment was a prime bagpiping opportunity. what's bagpiping ??? bagpiping: stimulation of the penis to climax by using the armpit of your lover. "Lets try bagpiping because you have the painters in."
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