Jimbo

Complete over-reaction. You must have had the wrong channel on.

Fucking clueless incompetent cock. Can't blame Bramble today, I can only blame the bellend that picked him, the same prick that failed to respond to the performance in the second half and left Rossi on the bench when the two strikers on the field went missing. We will do nothing with this twat in charge, I'm firmly starting to believe that last season's purple patch was purely an example of "new manager syndrome" after the gloom of Souness, you could have had Russell Brand as manager and the team would have been lifted. Roeder is a fucking clueless loon.

Well, not bad but we still don't really look threatening up front. All the nice play in midfield is futile if it doesn't lead to some end product. I'd like to see Rossi on for Shola for the second half.

Get rid, should never have re-signed him, it was a sentimental signing, we got rid at the right time last time, just not for the right price.

A great 45mins for Newcastle, very dominant, shame Ramage missed his chance, it was easier to score than it was to miss. So far so good !

Newcastle United: Steve Harper, Stephen Carr, Craig Moore, Titus Bramble, Peter Ramage, Nobby Solano, Emre, Scott Parker, Damien Duff, Shola Ameobi, Obafemi Martins Subs: Charles N'Zogbia, Giuseppe Rossi, Antoine Sibierski, Pavel Srnicek, Steven Taylor

You mean there are actually good ones ?

Fit-again midfielder Nolberto Solano and full-back Stephen Carr are in line to start to start for Newcastle. Titus Bramble returns from suspension and loan signing Giuseppe Rossi is available, but Kieron Dyer and Olivier Bernard are still not ready to return. Bolton pair Nicolas Anelka and Abdoulaye Faye are both doubtful with thigh injuries. Quinton Fortune (groin) returns to the squad but Ricardo Gardner, Henrik Pedersen and Joey O'Brien remain out.

Aye she's probably getting busy with the rampant rabbit as we speak. tbh.

Aye. My boobs got in the way as I was typing so I'm definitely a woman... Ohhh I knew I had a bone to pick with you! I was reliably informed that you'd been eyeing them up in The Lodge when we were out in the summer! Bad Jimbo Well, I'm only human, at least I had the decency to wait until I got back to Pete's before I knocked one out, but they are firmly assigned to the wank-bank.

Aye. My boobs got in the way as I was typing so I'm definitely a woman...

Chelsea, Manchester United and Real Madrid will battle it out for 17-year-old DC United winger Freddy Adu's signature at the end of the season. (News of the World) Manchester City are lining up a swoop for Olympiakos striker Michalis Konstantinou. (Various) Arsenal, Chelsea and Real Madrid are interested in 17-year-old Valencia striker Aaron Niguez Escaplez. (The People) Manchester United will lead the chase to sign Ajax striker Klaas-Jan Huntelaar in January. (Sunday Express) Portsmouth are lining up a move for Macedonia defender Nikolce Noveski, who plays for Mainz but who will be out of contract next summer. (News of the World) Portsmouth are trying to stave off Manchester United's bid to snatch Portugal star Manuel Fernandes, who is on loan from Benfica for the season. (News of the World) Sheffield United may enter the race for £4m-rated Leeds striker David Healy in January. (The People) Chelsea are in the hunt for £6m Chilean winger Matias Fernandez, who plays for Colo Colo. (News of the World) West Ham and Bolton will lead the January chase for Argentine midfielder Aldo Duscher, who plays for Deportivo La Coruna. (The People) Manchester United and Chelsea are targeting River Plate striker Gonzalo Higuain. (The People) Coventry have joined Southampton in the chase for Birmingham striker Mikael Forssell. (News of the World) Cardiff are ready to make a move for Crewe midfielder David Vaughan. (The People) Manchester City are bracing themselves for the January departure of defender Sylvain Distin, with Newcastle, Portsmouth and Lyon showing an interest. (The People) Newcastle will make a fresh bid to sign Birmingham defender Matthew Upson in January. (News of the World) Back to top OTHER GOSSIP Midfielder David Beckham is stalling over his contract negotiations at Real Madrid because he wants to know how he fits into the club's future plans. (News of the World) Bolton's former Real Madrid midfielder Ivan Campo says the talk in Spain is about why Beckham is not in the England side. Camp said: "I think everyone is surprised because he is a great player." (Sunday Telegraph) Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney is poised to sign a £40m long-term deal at Old Trafford by the turn of the year. (Sunday Mirror) Middlesbrough boss Gareth Southgate has a month to save his career at the club, despite Saturday's win over Everton. (Various) Blackburn midfielder Steven Reid could miss the rest of the season with a stress fracture in his back. (The People) England assistant boss Terry Venables has urged the nation to stop criticising manager Steve McClaren, who was stunned by the backlash he has endured since the defeat by Croatia. (News of the World) England boss McClaren has insisted he is still the man to lead England to European Championship glory in 2008. (Various) Liverpool's Craig Bellamy has backed boss Rafael Benitez's rotation policy - even though the striker is suffering because of it. (Sunday Mirror) Swedish defender Olof Mellberg will be offered a lucrative three-year deal to stay at Aston Villa. (Various) Former England captain Paul Ince has become manager of Macclesfield - a week before his 39th birthday. (Sunday Mirror) Iranian-born tycoon Kia Joorabchian is poised to win the battle to take over West Ham this week. (News of the World) Uefa have ruled out a salary cap, despite worries that mega-rich teams like Chelsea will dominate the game. (Sunday Express) England Under-21 boss Peter Taylor hopes that Arsenal striker Theo Walcott, who was included in England's World Cup squad but did not play, is not picked to play for the senior national squad too soon. (Independent on Sunday) Karren Brady may be about to end her 13-year stint as managing director of Birmingham City, with London's Capital Radio believed to be in talks over the 37-year-old becoming its managing director. (Sunday Times)

It looked like he was just fighting to showcase himself to the Americans for a future payday. Oh and I can't stand Frank Warren, but that's another issue.. You're not wrong Cath, shame he didn't put on a dislplay like Maccarinelli just did ! As for Frank "wank eyes" Warren, I agree also, no coincidence that someone shot him a few years ago.

His opponent was a real spoiler which didn't help, but I wonder how much Calzaghe was up for it, had it been a bigger name or for another belt we might have seen a better fight, although he did admit he hadn't sparred in the build up to the fight to avoid yet another hand injury.

Are suggesting that I'm some kind of perv or something ?

I can't say I'm surprised that you - or one of a few other miserable shites - have turned a great boost and statement about the club and the area into a huge negative. Agreed, at the end of the day, these statements can only help. I do not necessarily believe that every word is from the heart. I do, however think hes genuine in his fondness for the area, the place, people and club, whether he would be pulling any "clauses" in his contract should the likes of Liverpool come steaming in for him time will tell. Agree with Leazes and Peasepud but we've reached the stage now where anything Owen says or does will be met with criticism by the sort of fans who seem to revel in being miserable, pesimistic and having nothing but contempt for anything or anyone related to NUFC. I am far from optimistic myself about NUFC at the moment but it doesn't mean i'll whinge and moan about anything that said or done, especially when its something like Owen saying he wants to stay and that he and his family enjoy living here. Well said that man !

Sky+ : How much to install? £99 for SKY+ box, Free installation if you choose multiroom (ie aditional sky box in another room to watch other channels. if not installation is £60 How much is it per month after that? you need a multi channel package to get SKY+ without having to pay the £10 a month additional SKY+ fee, so I would guess you'll be atleast spending £35 a month. Does it, can it, service two (maybe more) tv's? two options, choose SKY multi room which is another £10 a month or get a digi-sender that will wirelessly transmit your sky signal to another room, only drawback is that you can only watch what is on the first TV Can Sky provide internet and phone also? yes and yes Do I get a blow job with it on a regular basis? no

Just ordered this ! 125 hours of recording time !

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=9251 tbh

Cheers, been reading that, seems Maxtor and Samsung are the ones to go for !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Sh5FvO4v0 tbh

theres just regular hard drives arnt they ? £90 should buy you 400gb or even 500gb from ebay if your lucky. Nah they are "CE" hard drives whatever that is, specifically for PVR's like SKY+ or Tivo, although there are basic Maxtor drives that work but only specific models.

Keeps freezing up on playback, read up on a few websites and it sounds like its the hard drive fucked, out of warranty too. Might be a good excuse for an upgrade !!! for £90 you can get a 250gig hard drive that will give 120 hours of playback. Standard Hard drive in mine is only 40gig, 20hrs playback, very tempted !!!

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