Jimbo

I'm fairly open minded about the appointment, I wish him all the best.

GLENN Roeder described his appointment as Newcastle manager as "a dream come true". Roeder, who has been in charge of first team affairs since February, was officially unveiled as the Magpies' new boss as a St. James' Park press conference this morning. Speaking to Newcastle World TV, Roeder said: "It's hard to describe how I feel at the moment. "I know all about this club, having played here for almost six years and having captained the club. "I'm an extremely lucky person to have been given this opportunity, and it is an opportunity I want to take. "I had almost six years here, and that was an enjoyable time. "You don't sign three contracts at a club if you don't like living and playing in an area. "I was aged 33 when I left, and I would have liked to have stayed longer. "I said that so many times, and if I was ever asked to spend the rest of my life in Newcastle then that wouldn't have been a hardship, that would have been a pleasure. "But to get the opportunity to come back here last July was great for me. I was happy with the opportunity to live here again, never mind managing the club. "When came up here as a player, I suppose that having an ambition of managing the team wouldn't have been an option. "As I went on, and you had asked me a couple of years down the line, I'd have said I'd like to be a manager here one day. "Now it has happened, it shows that dreams do come true. "If you work hard and fight for the dream, it proves that anything in life is possible and when the opportunity comes along you have to be ready for it. "I'm looking forward to the next few seasons now, and I think it is going to be an exciting time for everyone connected with this football club."

Official press conference at 10:30am, Live on SKY Sports News.

Juventus are sniffing round him at the moment, but they have more things to worry about than transfers at the moment.

Armchair, remote control in right hand, something else in the other

Now given that a Bellamy return is the most remote of possibilities, who are the strikers with those attributes who would be available in the summer? 136448[/snapback] David Suazo, striker playing for Cagliari in Serie A, very much in the Bellamy mould, has scored 14 in Italy this season.

thats there all in your favourites 136427[/snapback] Exactly !

Fucking amateurs !! A porn professional like myself doesn't need bloody Google to find left handed websites !

from skysports: Blackburn boss Mark Hughes is more than confident that Craig Bellamy will still be at Ewood Park next season. The pacey Welshman has in many ways been the catalyst for Rovers' upturn in fortunes, enjoying a fine campaign in helping Mark Hughes's side claim a Uefa Cup place. Such form has not gone unnoticed elsewhere, with Liverpool and Tottenham believed to be considering summer raids on their Premiership counterparts. It is Hughes, though, that has repeatedly got the best out of the talented-but-temperamental striker and he predicts that their relationship will continue to flourish for the foreseeable future. Hughes, who has done a monumental job since replacing Graeme Souness at the helm, believes Blackburn are not now a selling club given their recent progress. ''I am as confident as I can be about any player,'' Hughes told the Lancashire Evening Telegraph. ''We want to keep our best players, we're not in the business of selling them. ''We're a top-six side and we're looking to kick on, and you don't do that by selling your best players. ''I'm more than confident Craig will be here next season.''

Classic film although i do get bored when Mr Vega is taking Mrs Wallace out for a bite.... 136359[/snapback] Really ? I think the scene where they are giving Mia Wallace the adrenaline shot is one of the best in cinema history.

Pulp Fiction One film I never tire of watching.

Urge Overkill - Girl, you'll be a woman soon

They already have this kind of scarf for 7 quid, just with the normal club crest. 136266[/snapback] Agreed, they are very similar, my argument is that selling the testimonial scarf in the club shop or via the website would have been good the the chosen charities. 136269[/snapback] You mean Fat Fred spending his dividends at Gregg's? 136276[/snapback] Cheese and onion pasties from what I've heard

Announcement tomorrow, apparently. 136270[/snapback] Go back to your Pina colada !

They already have this kind of scarf for 7 quid, just with the normal club crest. 136266[/snapback] Agreed, they are very similar, my argument is that selling the testimonial scarf in the club shop or via the website would have been good the the chosen charities.

Time to bump this I think

none as nice as the testimonial ones in my opinion.

5'11", 13 st.

After the amazing spectical of the scarf waving at Shearer's testimonial, its no suprise that the testimonial scarves have found their way on Ebay, some selling for around £25 ! Surely the club aren't short-sighted enough to miss out on this ? so far the testimonial scarves are not on general sale and will nodoubt be popular amoungst fans for next season, and can be a money spinner for not only the club but for Shearer's testimonial charities also. The club needs to get its finger out and get these scarves in the club shop ASAP.

I'd have described him as being a kraut, but if you want to call him a problem thats your shout

Mercenary tbh

It would certainly have more crediblity that a statue, there would be no controversy regarding whether the person should be celebrated after their death.

Lets just clear one thing up regarding the football. I don't do mud, ok ?

There's always somebody taller With more of a wit And he's equipped to enthrall her And her friends think he's fit And you just can't measure up no You don't have a prayer Wishing you had made the most of her When she was there They've got engaged No intention of a wedding He's pinched your bird And he'd probably kick your head in Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts You're better off without her anyway You said you wasn't sad to see her go Oh no He might be one of those boys That's all pretty and vain Likes to go in the sunbed And stays out of the rain So that he don't get his hair wet You wouldn't want that At least he hasn't got a Nova Or a Burberry hat They've got engaged No intention of a wedding He's pinched your bird And he'd probably kick your head in Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts You're better off without her anyway You said you wasn't sad to see her go Of course you were Have you heard what she's been doing? Never did it for me He picks her up at the school gates At twenty past three She's been with all the boys But never went very far She wagged English and Science Just to go in his car They've got engaged No intention of a wedding He's pinched my bird And he'd probably kick my head in, oh Now the girls have grown But I'm sure they still carry on in similar ways Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts So I'm better off without her anyway I said I wasn't sad to see her go But I'm only pretending, you know Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know Oh I'm only pretending, you know

Reports today suggest Bramble will be offered a new deal, so I think its safe to say it is bollocks