Jimbo

My hubby wears mirror shades so i cant see what hes looking at 20169[/snapback] A closet wanker obviously

I knew someone would make that reply! 20167[/snapback] You can count on me for the low-brow comments.

I am a self confessed Ooogler, although I do have enough decency to wear sunglasses if I go on an ooogling expedition, along with my Gabedine Mac.

1. Why do men enjoy farting loudly in public? = Farting, I'm sure is the true mating call of the human male, in the company of other males it is a sign of power and dominance, a long lingering fart is often applauded by other males. 2.Why do men like explosions? e.g. as in Brainiac and top gear? = You've forgotten Mythbusters too ! Explosions, like farts, are cool ! 3.Why do men not use a bag? i mean, how do you manage to carry around your money, cards, ciggys, phone. keys? surely its so uncomfortable all crammed in your pockets? = Sadly for me the only time a woman comments on the size of my bulge in my trousers is when she is refering to the contents of my pockets, its a substitute of a bulging groin. 4.Why do you prefer to burn rather than use a sun cream lotion? = Can't answer that, I burn anyway, then peel and go back to my natural brilliant white.

Its nature, not nurture dude.

Let's hope there are still some around! As for the low-cut top thing? I look stupid in high-necked tops/t-shirts and always wear v-necked or low'ish cut tops. It's not inviting blokes to stare at my cleavage it's because it's comfortable and it suits me. Yers, I am blessed in the cleavage department etc but it's not an open invite for blokes to talk to them! In the case of the 3-year old passing comment - I'd have found it hilarious! 20123[/snapback] yes me too, my little nephew used to lay his head on mine and call them his pillow 20125[/snapback] Typical ! if a 3 yearold does it its cute, if a 31 yearold does it he's a perv ! 20132[/snapback] Not always so 20135[/snapback] I'll get me coat.....

Depends how good-looking he is!! 20133[/snapback] and men are shallow.........

Let's hope there are still some around! As for the low-cut top thing? I look stupid in high-necked tops/t-shirts and always wear v-necked or low'ish cut tops. It's not inviting blokes to stare at my cleavage it's because it's comfortable and it suits me. Yers, I am blessed in the cleavage department etc but it's not an open invite for blokes to talk to them! In the case of the 3-year old passing comment - I'd have found it hilarious! 20123[/snapback] yes me too, my little nephew used to lay his head on mine and call them his pillow 20125[/snapback] Typical ! if a 3 yearold does it its cute, if a 31 yearold does it he's a perv !

Whack them in here. I feel in a much better mood thanks to you and Rob w and the chaps. Ask Away 20095[/snapback] ohh you have opened pandoras box now!!! I have many questions but i need to think, but off the top of my head heres the first one.... Why do so many men leave their woman once they get to a 'certain age?' You often hear they have been fooling around with a younger girl. Why? Is it so important? Surely love and closeness mean far more than how young a person looks? 20107[/snapback] Thats the difference between love and lust. 20109[/snapback] Oh really? then how come alot of men seem to be in 'love' untill their lady reaches 40+ say, then they 'lust' after someone else? normally younger! 20113[/snapback] Was it "love" in the first place ? or is it the thought of a pert young pair of boobs against the thought of a saggy pair of spaniels ears ? Damn, here we go again....

Whack them in here. I feel in a much better mood thanks to you and Rob w and the chaps. Ask Away 20095[/snapback] ohh you have opened pandoras box now!!! I have many questions but i need to think, but off the top of my head heres the first one.... Why do so many men leave their woman once they get to a 'certain age?' You often hear they have been fooling around with a younger girl. Why? Is it so important? Surely love and closeness mean far more than how young a person looks? 20107[/snapback] Thats the difference between love and lust.

That apple didn't fall very far from the tree did it !!

Not at the moment, I can't type quick enough one handed........

Most Newcastle fans haven't got a good word to say for Shola, but I have good word for him. SHITE

Lastnight at a wedding reception, a young woman took offence when my 3 yearold son pointed at her cleavage as she bent down in front of him. The questions that spring to mind are: 1, When a woman wears a low cut top do you want men to look at your boobs ? 2, If you catch a man oogling at your boobs are you offended or do you feel it is a complement ??? Ps I've doubled his pocket money this week.

Live - Dam at otter creek

never have worn either .................... Its black beyuts for me - if they were good enough for me Da then they're good enough for me good job we have the same shoe size...................... 19653[/snapback] Agreed, its mid-calf black boots or nothing at all !

the 2003 team were better managed and better prepared.

I just can't picture Vincent Price in a pair of open toe sandals and white socks !

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Oh please let it be true ! I'd drive him to white fart lane myself !

He's found the Rooney money down the back of the sofa !

Agreed, I hope we hammer the manc scum.