Jimbo

the new board will be great

Is this a thinly veiled attempt at prompting a "the first time I flicked the bean" confession ?

Pants so big they need shoulder straps ?

I bought thousands as a teenager (before the tinternet), I remember buying one was like a covert millitary manouver, was there a woman on the counter ? did I have the correct money so not to have to wait for change ? was there a cue at the till ? could I reach the top shelf ?

Thats a bit harsh Ally, Dr Kenneth Noisewater was only making a comment !!

Quality

all piss taking aside, I think that could be a good signing.

Zoot allors, where iz me orse ?

Consolidate all your debts into one manageable monthly repayment.

Quoted for truth.

Your best one, and you've spent the rest of your life trying to re-live it. 6170[/snapback] I remember it like yesterday, I thought I'd broken something, I was expecting full size tadpoles to leap out of the end, instead I had a disapointed cramp sensation in my bollocks.

She looks like a scrawny poodle to me, but each to their own, personally speaking I think who ever suggested her is in need of serious psychiatric help.

My first wank......

Like Scammel starter buttons !

She's got a great pair of Norks, she'd make my list easily.

Inspired by the Viz campaign of the same name and by the "Sharon Watts" thread. This is the competion that ranks ladies in the public eye whom you wouldn't generally consider as a legitimate sexual partner on account of some physical or psychological flaw, however as long as you mates don't find out, its OK. I'll start things off with.

I got my last pair from Boots, they do some good designer brands.

I'm sure some members or the Sandal wearing fraternity would prefer to see the perpetrator sent on a wind-surfing course in the lake district.

Excellent, I have made my own nation too. Clicky here

Sure it was celtic he played for. 5871[/snapback] I was thinking in terms of is naffness rather than his Glasweagen background

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