zico martin

... till the end of the night ... Bonnie Tyler was as bad as Liverpool when it came to deadlines. First it was the end of the night, then she was giving him till the morning light. Too needy tbh, no wonder she could only fantasise about a white knight upon a fiery steed. I'm sure it had more to do with the rhyming scheme rather than trying to be like Liverpool fans though. but surely the end of the night, and the onset of morning light are one and the same though? more to do with being technically correct than rhyming scheme or being like liverpool fans tbh

and how long is he gonna be out with injury now?

I agree, you cant put a price on the keegan factor when it comes to getting the best out of players!

Quite right it will be tommorrow. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_3891585,00.html did anyone have 'the day before yesterday' in the sweepstake?

anyway out of interest is there any truth in all this as I dont seeme to have seen it reported anyway?

Could have bloody predicted it. Everybody's favourite Droopy-impersonator gets by with nary a squeak from the rags while Keegan and co. have to stop smiling for a second before it's splashed over the back page with 'TROUBLE IN TOON!'. While perpertrating the lie that 'arry turned us down of course. was that a lie though? did ashley ever deny it?

I`ve missed something??? Isn't success relative? Ok, we didn't win anything in those two periods but you'd no doubt brand us as 'deluded mags' if we'd been expecting to. Although with a bit of luck we could have easily won something as you are all too aware of. In fact it's just about all you've had to cling onto in recent times. My aunty has what? Is that a southern joke? No its a well known saying. Im sure you'll get there. Ah yes, all the best jokes need explaining. "If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers' hands" think that's about right, although i always wanna say ifs and buts which doesnt rhyme with pans:(

they've got a much stronger team than us now, course they've got more chance of breaking into the top 4. I dont think they will but they definitely have a chance, all it takes is for arsenal or liverpool to have some bad injuries and have some stinking bad runs and Spurs could be there of thereabouts

looks match fit to me so with him and seb this week, that just leaves 2 more signings doesn't it?

well put

Barring Owen, Viduka, Martins, Barton, Gutierrez, etc. etc. well gutierrez should still be available at the start of the season at least!

lol does anyone tuck their top into their jeans ever? even my dad wouldnt do that!

setanta just showing the KK interview

oh well eh

Kitty can we have more than one post a week ffs!?? Im not a SOOPAPOSTER either, does that mean I need to keep my mouth shut and talk only when spoken to?

yeah he's a magpie in the fact that he plays for us, no?

If it is on the telly I think if you blink, you'll miss it ! camera's at the press conference this afternoon surely?

jimbo's telly?

i'm expecting a similar letter now, though I fear I may owe them more than that! They'll do well to get any money out of me like, join the queue of credit card companies and the like eh! money huh

huh? surely that's a reference to bin laden, not afghans(?) in general.

arent you the lead singer of the kooks/ fratellis/ view/ any old shit bunch of curly haired kids who the NME tell their readers to like?

Is it the joke that's bad, or the pie? who can you possibly say banoffi pie is bad? tastewise it's faultless, shit comedy name though

to be fair to danny, spurs have had bigger selling records in the charts than we have! We cant come close to touching Chas n Dave I dont know, Jimmy Nail was pretty "special". certainly was, but never joined forces with Newcastle to make an attack on the hit parade did he?

to be fair to danny, spurs have had bigger selling records in the charts than we have! We cant come close to touching Chas n Dave

Other way round tbh nice wind up attempt though Michael Dawson's rich man?