zico martin

hmmm thou dost protest too much

so you should be scared ye big ponce, get a short back and sides like a real man

i suspect you are disturbed by the fact that despite cliff being an old man, just the thought of him 'with' you makes you feel like no other man can

i cant believe i switched this off when man city were one up in extra time and looked to be cruising! I'll have to watch the highlights after the break to see how doncaster beat them on penalties ( apparently some dreadful pens from the biggest club in the world!)

yeah good bloke but i had to switch the telly off when i reminded myself that I dont get chance to listen to anywhere near enough music these days and now as my wife is out...

You're winding us up, right?? 36938[/snapback] It can be duos too. You know the kind of thing: Two close for comfort Duo me a fiver? Think tacky, think pun. 36941[/snapback] Still think 'All Mouth No Trousers' is a good name for a chippendales type boy band!

I wanna visit the US but after having seen so much of it on telly Im bound to be disappointed. I wanna see New York, Hollywood, Los Angeles, Disney Land, the Grand Canyon, Cowboys and cacti, visit cape canavaral, have breakfast in a roadside diner, go to the whitehouse, watch a denver broncos game and go jellystone park. knaa what i meen lyek? would be quite a hectic weekend i suspect 36915[/snapback] do it mate, u wont be disappointed, except maybe by LA which is a total shit hole. 36924[/snapback] im gonna have to do some planning to get the most of of it though, where would you recommend me go? obviously i cant go everywhere like. perhaps i should have thought of this before i had kids as well really, guess I'll have to settle for disneyland in a few years!

2pubes Btween M all mouth no trousers the 6 pinters is that the kinda thing?

For me it is: house keys, car keys, hankie left front pocket; wallet, phone, chapstick right front pocket. 36912[/snapback] 36925[/snapback] beat me to it! well for me it's: front left: wallet front right: keys and phone back: various receipts, shopping lists and unopened bill reminders unless I'm wearing my work trousers which have holes in the front pockets, when only my wallet can survive the front and I have to sit on my keys and phone.

that is superb! did i imagine it or were people chanting shearer around you after the goal went in!

I wanna visit the US but after having seen so much of it on telly Im bound to be disappointed. I wanna see New York, Hollywood, Los Angeles, Disney Land, the Grand Canyon, Cowboys and cacti, visit cape canavaral, have breakfast in a roadside diner, go to the whitehouse, watch a denver broncos game and go jellystone park. knaa what i meen lyek? would be quite a hectic weekend i suspect

Out of interest like, how do you think it could be improved?

Real first name: Steve Nickname: Charlie, Geordie (original huh), Charlts (Eggy at school but I have kinda lived through that now) Age: 34 Occupation: marketing officer/general dog's body Location: Swansea Language(s) spoken? english i suppose Avatart - why? was listening to a bit of Ivor Cutler at the time so it seemed like a good idea Previous avatarts? oor wullie, morrissey Tell us when you first joined the boards? emm, a few years ago when philip craig poached me from the newcastle newsgroup Board highlights?currently enjoying the fun everyone is ahving with Asprilla's Foreskin! Board lowlights? the grief that that man utd fan was getting on the old board What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? whatever else i could get Pets? goldfish, hamster, cat recently dead and family are nagging for a dog I play a bit like.... john burridge, if he was a winger, and still playing now Football heroes? peter beardsley, paul goddard Football villains? dennis wise, mark dennis Best advice given? sometimes being uncool is quite cool Ideal partner? melanie sykes, gail porter, natalie imbruglia Ideal dinner date? jonathon ross Ideal meal? steak & ale pie and chips, with a pint ( of course) Can you cook? i can heat up beans, put potato waffles under the grill and fry an egg when my wife is at work ( Dad tea night!) Current wheels? rover 100 Biggest influence? hash, morrissey and my wife TV programmes? current faves are 'Lost' and Rock Star INXS Burger and chips or fish and chips? burger and chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? currently Chinese, Satay Chicken Favourite tunes? bloody hell what a question! floyd, beatles, smiths, zeppelin, bunnymen, small faces etc etc etc Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? i really wouldn't touch either George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney Favourite film? reservoir dogs If I won a million pounds.... my wife would probably waste it Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 16, brown ale Ever suspended/expelled from school? nah i was a good boy (probably a bit of a nerd to be honest) Favourite insult? arsehole Not a lot of people know that......my kids are watching Inspector Gadget on the telly now whilst I finish this post and take them to bed Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? twenty quid on some shoes i think (i rarely buy myself clothes, I let my wife do that ! ) How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 I'm obsessed with..... this board In 5 years time, I hope to be.... happy

I think that deserves a bit of respect. 36720[/snapback] that is cool. tell us more....

Echo & Bunnymen - Make us Blind starting to love their new album 'Siberia'

nah i was thinking more bachelor boy living doll the young ones

so i see your sigamp signature thing is still working sima, did you have to pay for that in the end ( or can i have it as well, if i promise not to use it on this board?)

emm whats happened to this weeks charts? whenever I log into the toontastic group it tells me that we need 15 members to calculate a chart! whats happened? have people left or something?

if you wink at me again i really will get mad! 36125[/snapback] I'm unconvinced by your answer. Is that better? 36128[/snapback] sorry mate but I dont get what's hard to understand. The idea of the first sign of madness being answering a question you havent yet asked is quite funny, and although impossible it's to do with the recognition of what is really happening and what isn't. Madness? And thats my final word as its not even my argument!

I untick the 'quote box' but the previous post is still quoted and I need to manually delete it from my post. Not exactly life or death I know but somewhat annoying! emmm help!!!!!

if you wink at me again i really will get mad!

Careful, you'll be accused of joining the anti-Sima bandwagon 36047[/snapback] think sima has you beaten this time alex tbh? sorry 36076[/snapback] I agree with choc chip tbh, unless of course you can get an answer to a question you haven't asked yourself yet ffs jesus wept 36080[/snapback] you calling me mad? 36083[/snapback] No, getting responses to questions you haven't asked yourself yet is Sima's definition of the first sign of madness. I would seek clarifcation from him. 36088[/snapback] yes i know, i have been paying attention you know 36116[/snapback] In that case maybe you can explain how you can get an answer to a question you haven't asked yourself yet. And I want a proper explanation, 'Because you're mad' won't cut it I'm afraid 36120[/snapback] but isnt that the whole point. you wont really get an answer to a question you havent asked but you may think that you can hear the answer to a question you have only thought of, most likely if you were going slightly doolally. It's not that complicated surely??

Careful, you'll be accused of joining the anti-Sima bandwagon 36047[/snapback] think sima has you beaten this time alex tbh? sorry 36076[/snapback] I agree with choc chip tbh, unless of course you can get an answer to a question you haven't asked yourself yet ffs jesus wept 36080[/snapback] you calling me mad? 36083[/snapback] No, getting responses to questions you haven't asked yourself yet is Sima's definition of the first sign of madness. I would seek clarifcation from him. 36088[/snapback] yes i know, i have been paying attention you know

i concur with the right honourable J69 and promise I wont say tbh again. Cross my heart and hope to die

Careful, you'll be accused of joining the anti-Sima bandwagon 36047[/snapback] think sima has you beaten this time alex tbh? sorry 36076[/snapback] I agree with choc chip tbh, unless of course you can get an answer to a question you haven't asked yourself yet ffs jesus wept 36080[/snapback] you calling me mad?