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As good as the Armadillo one from a couple of years back. This one deserves it's own thread because it's the army

Small and ginger? STRONG. I'm more like a house tbh My goal in life is to be as ripped as Ronnie Coleman

I'm obese. Need to stop working out. Built like a brick

shit bitch fat or muscle?

I'd wipe the grin off her face with me massive incher

I have very rich and thick hair. I'm a hairy god

Any excuse for somebody to have a go at ol' Jezza

+1

Supported right-wing ideology

I couldn't imagine Fist being a nurse

Find out here! Mine was 75 years

Killed Monkeys Fist. I want to make him suffer

Happy Birthday Clee You're now legal

Never fucked a geordie lass. Really eager to have a go on one

EVERYTHING is better in Deutschland

Dearest Brenda.....

In need of the money

At least I know that DEADMAN will see this

Robyn - Call Your Girlfriend

Conference Premier! come on get with it I have been to Grimsby's ground a time or two. Last time was for a meeting and they had a "no ball games allowed" sign in the car park. Still makes me chuckle. Totally apt. The Findus stand (one you'll have been in) is quite nice but the rest are shitholes. Well lets just say it was my first trip to Ellend Road on Sunday.......4 ladies loo's for the whole stand and they took my bottle of pop off me! Bit extreme. I had the lid off my bottle of pop removed from me when I went to see Grimsby and Wimbledon battle it oot. 6 - 2 in the end

Get online. Cheers

Save the aggression for the battlefields of MW2

Could have been a lot worse

I added you to the gaming one

Not as keen on the new one. The old one was better