adios

It's a reply to your post, but anyone is welcome to take it apart.

I should have stopped reading when you tried to say Everton weren't in a better position tbh. Who is de Jong playing off? Who are the other two you are excited about? No one is saying the other squads are decent, just that Newcastle are very, very light without signing a proper striker. Half the players named by HF are development players.

Even Hull have Jelavic. Who other than Cissé are you looking forward to seeing lead the line next season?

At a quick glance, without Cissé returning to form, all of them.

Every one of them a racist bastard too. Surely more fun for him in the States or Australia.

Fucking Cabella man, reminds me of this for some reason:

My analogy was going to be about selling children on the black market, but I guess yours works too.

I'm always looking to sign quim.

1-0 Agree about Janmaat, Inochi.

There was genuine interplay and intelligent passing and movement. I've never seen it from him before, not even in the other friendlies. I'm not saying he's suddenly a good player, just that he actually looked like a professional footballer.

Didn't even realise it was streaming until you linked. Cheers for that. Did Obertan learn how to play football over the summer. wtf?

Honestly though, fair fucks to you if you don't care what people think. I have no idea how it drives, so could be good value.

Does any man with any self awareness seriously drive that car? I shave my head fwiw so can't throw any business your way.

Is it bigger than a bread bin?

Are we playing 20 questions? Yes or no answers only please.

Can you actually point to anyone who doesn't think a new striker and central defender are needed?

538 article also a good read.

His twitter reads like one of those weird spambots that tweet meaningless platitudes every 4-6 hours. https://twitter.com/AndrewWK

Motivational speakers are always great craic.

Wish I'd looked him up before I read that.

Making Jenny McCarthy sound like a top neuroscientist. http://www.dcclothesline.com/2014/08/07/heres-wont-lining-ebola-vaccine/ Haven't found 'Ghost of Saddam Hussein ate my llama' yet, but it must be on there.

Seems like a legit source. http://www.dcclothesline.com/2014/08/08/iraqi-christians-throwing-children-mountaintop-keep-islamic-state-terrorists/

Full marks on the maths, but you failed the reading section.