adios

not sure if it's been mentioned, but I also thought he did well with the assist for the first goal. plenty of players would have half turned and got off an awkward shot instead.

have to agree with aimaad here. I finish off with a baby wipe, and rarely need one away from home. mind you, I also wipe after I piss, so the pair of us are probably giant weirdos

entertainment on the same level as loan sharks. where do you stand on alcohol prohibition?

those sesame seed buns in your avatar are very distracting.

yeah, it was gps. not sure what else it measures. this may not be the same source, but it's a good read anyway: http://www.whoscored.com/Teams/23 I've linked to newcastle, but all the major leagues seem to be covered. the top 3 players last season makes for a depressing read.

'tropic thunder'

press the logo on the top left. + subscribe you then have a few search options and an 'add rss url' about halfway down the page.

always stood out as one of the nicest people on the forums. RIP jon.

is that not mike ashley?

tragic, RIP.

so do people get a notification if they're mentioned like this? very cunting fancy!

he is fucking sexy, like.

I'm sure plenty of us have been hoping you've been on the drink for weeks. for your sake.

I think he was taking the piss, more than having it tbf

shop of the de jong pic, in case anyone's wondering.

persian

stick it in the sun till its bill withers?

maybe he doesn't treat life quite as terminally serious as some.

ligament scan to become the obama passport of nufc.

it's not so much the lie, managers do it all the time, but the depth of the lie. he's clearly a pathological liar, or at the very least a well practiced scumbag. probably the first time I've been 100% about him fucking off.

which puts that one player at ~700 quid?

bloody hell, not as bad as I thought possible, but not cheap either. I guess over the course of a season it's not that much and you must collect a fair amount of coins from playing.

so how much real cash would you have to to buy that team?