adios

I thought that bit was quite good. Your mother's also a smooth operator. Pics?

Thought he had around the same time I did, not so sure now? cts - legend, the whole world is a fucking nit compared to this bloke.

It's something like 650k-1 to flop one, not sure over seven cards. So an 8-tabling grinder probably not seeing more than a couple a year. Gemmill, spongebob - cts vid up on cr - delivers.

Jesus Christ, I found this several degrees of separation from you video:

I foresee interesting, insightful, and well balanced discussions.

Up the top where it says, Ratio: x Uploaded: x Downloaded: x Invites: x I think those you mentioned are basically the only good poker shows at the moment. UK cash game just been filmed, not sure when that hits the screens, probably several months.

toondood every time for me, but I'm not really fair representation of the white race.

Good game, my brother's beaten the fuck out of my score, too. Has anyone checked out this beauty?

If anyone needs an invite for the poker bay, let me know. They only introduced it recently, and I think everyone I know who'd want one is already on there.

Still at 50NL? Take some time off, it's the only advice I ever have, but it's good.

Don't tease him, bro.

Left flaccid listening to what toondood and his mates have to say.

I've got chest pains from reading that, and I'm fucking starving now.

Even from his online persona you can tell SLP is never going to be that arsehole. Maybe if they start tasing people for scratching their bollocks?

Please to be introducing him to the wonders of online poker. Thanks in advance.

All right Stevie, I'll leave you to it. I've obviously misread you.

For it to be ironic (hypocritical tbh) I would have to be angry, and I'm pretty far from a keyboard warrior (defo more in the nerd column). It was dedicated to Skol before TK, wasn't it? And who was it before that? I'm just wondering why you have to be so angry about everything. I don't particularly like reading it on here all the time.

Fair point. Do you think he can just relegate the likely candidates to the Reserves/transfer list now, or does he need to go through a process in training/on the pitch for a few weeks/months to see where the problem lies? Maybe a shrink can sort him out, or he may need to add a nuclear physicist to the backroom staff to figure out why Ameobi's molecular structure repels leather.

I'd say it's exactly like that, Walliver. Seriously, why would anyone care if someone's using their connection? As long as they don't take the piss and start downloading torrents. Or child porn Yeah, full movies are definitely taking the piss, few pics shouldn't jam up the network too much, though.

Bit much, in all honesty, but I can't have been the only one hoping for a spot of pistol-whipping by the end of that video. Also, this left me feeling even less sympathy for him: Sounds GREAT.

I'd say it's exactly like that, Walliver. Seriously, why would anyone care if someone's using their connection? As long as they don't take the piss and start downloading torrents.

You're the only one waving your e-peen around here, Stevie. I was just wondering how anyone could be so angry all of the time, in every post, spraying bile, turning your sig into some sort of shrine to your internet warrior-dom etc.

Better than being a complete non-entity bell end though aye? Mong. That doesn't really make any sense. Unless you mean on a Newcastle forum? " " Would have expected you to be fairly used to people laughing at you by now.