adios

This concept makes my head hurt. Depends on who the clone was. Could be disastrous. Me, obviously. It was more the fact that we're all clones of each other that did my head in, bit of a two-snakes-eating-each-other moment. Where does it start...where does it end?!!! So anyway, are you and Alex talking to this bloke to make yourselves feel smarter or what's the craic?

Looking at your reflection in the monitor tbh.

I really don't agree with that, the man's a timebomomb. Still can't believe he's working for Niall Quinn.

This concept makes my head hurt.

Yes; I've wanted him for quite a while, now he gets to prove me wrong.

:D Have you heard of a lad called Peter Ramage at all?

Punching Gemmill isn't going to solve anything.

Was expecting a HF vs SSH thread.

"The gleeeful acceptance of Allardyce is shocking when no-one (apart from Luckyluke) wanted him before and Shepherd should be lambasted for lowering expectations to such a degree." My argument with this not disproven by digging up some more people who didn't want him.

Totally agree with the sentiment, but I don't think any club with Champions' League ambitions can afford to think like that any more.

So, can you not find the articles then?

Aye, often found wandering the streets unable to talk. Bobby? Always pictured him more screaming random obscenities at minorities.

More of a piano man?

Alreet, Derek? Think some of us might have picked up on that tbf.

Now you're even having a pop at Roeder for signing Martins? He really was on a hiding to nothing basically wasn't he? This Special Olympian deserves his own forum tbh.

You realise that lot doesn't make your original statement any less bollocks, HF?

Sorry, but that's just bollocks. I've had a look at a lot of older threads yesterday and there were many who wanted him full time last time (ahead of Roeder) - myself included. +1 HF- Back to the film books for you, I'm afraid.

FYP

I'm not his biggest fan (shocker), but I agree that there's as yet no evidence either way on how he's going to work out as a coach, it's more the idea that a man must first understand the complex mysteries of Geordie to do a job at Newcastle. I believe it's the basis of Lara Croft's next adventure. I'm also not convinved that Shepherd sees the world the way this shite is portrayed by Oliver either btw.

I'm trying to figure out just how stupid you have to be to think this is the fundamental skill required to succeed. I think I need a lobotomy...

May 22nd, High Noon.

You sick, sick man. I had no idea things were this bad, Laz. Just watched Hot Fuzz - good laugh, certainly not a classic.

I still have that sealed issued. Came in a foil pack. Must be worth millions on eBay by now. Im rich rich I tells ya!! Why would you buy it, then never open it? He's just sealed it shut again tbh.

Away somewhere nice for the weekend?

What's the banana for, potassium? I've been finding Magnesium helps with the more psychological(?) aspects of a hangover.