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Nice move having your father do this for you. Can't blame some money-grabbing agent in the aftermath. Thinks way too much of himself by the looks of things. Promising youngster on the bench, that's it. Needs to get his head down if he wants to attain the importance of N'Zogbia, never mind Carragher or Gerrard.

I'd probably take a wander out of the 18th century and buy them tbh.

Well said. I'd like to see him brought in.

No he's already gone.

If you can't get full marks on this test after realising what kind of questions they are, I feel for you. Maybe we can make an exception for the baseball question...maybe.

Sorry but... She's first for the mass graves mock-up.

No.

o0o0o naughty I bet Charlie's quaking at the thought of a slap on the arse off that fat mammoth. Euphemism, surely? I'll never look at snuffleupagus the same way again.

Pearson - cunt McDermott - cunt Clark - ...fanny How much damage can you do in one day? Pearson looks like something out of the Beano...that big nasty bully! And N'Zogbia on the phone while they played with the tactics board? Should be given the captaincy for showing such tactical acumen at such a young age! This thing with Oba sounded like bollocks, and now looks like bollocks.

I was hoping Allardyce would get a go at him first, but I assume this is his decision then, so that's grand.

Giving the rest of you a chance to catch up tbh. Please hurry.

Grand, so Butlins would be no exception, assuming of course it's actually possible to relax in Butlins.

I always thought you had a license to thrill personally. I think I've pulled.

29, and I don't have a license.

I don't know, but older than 29 anyway.

Ajax, I think.

That was actually worth walking over to the TV for. I love his idea of retribution, hoping the culprit gets banned from the forums, he's got things in perspective!

He's ObaThere! Here's Gemmill along now to say he's spotted him hanging to the right of the knocked over skittles with his mates.

It's not really a news bulletin btw, Oba14Gols, Oba2ndhalfHatrick etc.

ObaGone?

The last I heard about Martins he didn't play because he was injured, now I'm seeing people talk as if there's a bigger problem. What did I miss?

I haven't. Obviously there are different rules for Baghdad than New York say, it was just the general idea that you're safer at home, I'm not talking about Portugal. Where I live now is safer than anywhere I've lived before, and I still consider it a foreign country. I think if the post said "especially in Portugal" rather than "in a foreign country", it would have been spot on. Cheers for clearing that up. World of difference between child abduction and organised crime btw (assuming the problem over there is similar to parts of Spain and France) . Not that I've any interest in getting into this.

I haven't. Obviously there are different rules for Baghdad than New York say, it was just the general idea that you're safer at home, I'm not talking about Portugal. Where I live now is safer than anywhere I've lived before, and I still consider it a foreign country.

In your opinion? I think it is very wrong leaving children alone of that age, especillay in a foriegn country. Seen a few people say that, I don't really get it, what is it specifically that makes it worse/more dangerous? Hopefully I don't need to put a disclaimer on this question...

I really don't agree with that, the man's a timebomomb. Still can't believe he's working for Niall Quinn. I need to get out more.