adios

Yes, a comedy-tastic one, to be precise.

Snap. That personalised report well worth the cash, then.

It just shows a standard pic of a report showing 110 IQ. Not that bit, there's another link. Can't remember what it was called now...

I'll let you in on a little secret, I didn't think you could have achieved that score. I think you're the reason that bell curve allows for the possibility of an infinitely small number, however improbable.

Here, Pud, what does yours say when you click on that "limited free report" bit, I want to see if it's standard. Also someone who got around 133 (as that's what the girlfriend got).

She's making you look like a massive twat, then you come on here and tell us about it. What effect would you say that has?

I've got that one to watch, must try sit down with it this evening.

i think we need to see photographic evidence. I got 154 on my 2nd go Blatantly gutted you didn't think to wait till you posted up your score Hang on, is he being serious? If so, is time an element? They might have mentioned it, as I've browsed the web and taken a shite whilst doing it! EDIT: Not time based, and I can now grab a screen of this score if anyone really is that insecure.

me too...Gemmas correct...alcohol kills your brain No harm in moderation.

i think we need to see photographic evidence. I got 154 on my 2nd go Feeling inadequate?

Have a good ones.

142; what do I win?

Never heard of them, off the back of a cahartt?

Reminds me of a lad I used to work with. He bought a nice new suit for his nice new Sales job, and left the big fuck-off label on the right sleeve attached, thinking it was supposed to stay there. Trendy. We thought it was so funny that we didn't tell him. He was still wearing it proudly 3 months later when he was called in to be let go.

Wouldn't that make you rich? fuck aye i meant top its early Do you travel a lot?

There has to be a funny sob story behind that, this could even be the appropriate thread for it.

Even the foreign Keeganites are laughing at you:

That sounds spot on, particularly the last sentence.

How snide! You can't be argued with; if you don't linke what your clients say, just shout them down. I'm sure you'll be fine. Not what I wanted this thread to turn into, so let's leave it.

I can't believe how many people voted in this poll; you weirdos!

I think he was asking him out tbf.

I wouldn't say "Over" sensitive. I've got to admit, a lot of people have a problem with my rather blunt objectivity. I never mean offense, but when someone asks a question... I answer it. luckily when it comes to giving advice to people I've learned to put my opinions in a wee box and lock 'em Where's this essay, pie-boy?

who believed you, bentrokles? better start a poll.

howay man, we don't need graphic details! Around the bend and up the monk's arse. What happens if I shout Whoopee! when I come?

It's a litre bottle of Smirnoff tbh.