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On the off-chance that admins on two different websites would cross-reference IP addresses? Course he is, Stevie. Nice apology. Anyone else notice the nudge, nudge, wink, wink tone of Craig's post? Reckon I might know who Kris is.

They did win the thing, like. Some would say that the champions of the Champion's League not playing in it would be a bit daft. And didn't we get the same treatment with Boumsong? In retrospect, thanks a fucking lot for that one!

I'll have it! It was Matt I was thinking of.

Easily done. We share at least one Admin/Mod, I think.

He appears to be well informed. Both Spurs and Newcastle have had bids accepted, it's now up to the player. Spurs have Thudd trying to convince him Spurs is the right place, Newcastle will no doubt offer more in wages. More likely to go to Newcastle imho. If Kris is Jol, the bit in bold is fucking priceless. I almost want it to be him now, but going back over Akabusi's posts, he doesn't really seem to be treating the Geordies as his much loved retarded cousins, so there is hope.

Eunuchs tbh. I don't get it. I don't know whether you're serious, but seeing as it's you... UNIX pun + Nerds/people who find this funny have no testicles = Funnies.

Eunuchs tbh.

Is that Freddie Shepherd, lighting his farts in the board room? The real reason nothing's getting done at St James'.

If you insist... Jesus Wept, it really is the end of days; civilisation's bored out of its fucking tree!

Fact of the matter is, Roeder could gob in your hair and call you a TOTAL MONGFACE and you'd find some way of rationalising it. I'm at pains to see what needs rationalising here? Patrokles, I know you think you're being the voice of reason, but you're just the other side of the coin.

Watching for all the wrong reasons tbh.

Oguchi Onyewu's afro dead, age 24.

By the time you two are ready to commit, TOPTOON might be ready to be released from the pen, would you consider it? I'm for it too, same sex couples may not strictly be able to provide the mythical perfect environment for a child, but as long as people like TOPTOON's parents aren't being sterilised, I'd say that's a pretty fucking moot point. I'm not making that comparison, btw, before someone misinterprets and jumps down my throat! Oh, and I'm quite a fan of "chutney ferret", don't think that one's been mentioned yet, and "Fudge Panda", which was just a mistake that stuck.

If players who weren't worth the money we payed for them, are worth the money they weren't worth, then Bent is worth the ridiculous money that Charlton aren't willing to accept for him. This is good stuff!

It gets better: cunt Ooh, trickery pokery, there's work to be done on this cuntfilter yet, methinks.

I see Swedish Deal or no Deal for download on Pirate Bay; that's got to be worth a look...

I used it a while back, after 30 days of inactivity they deleted my account. I had a ratio of ~1.9, when people with ratio's of .15 were still on there. I totally understand why they do it, but they need to make their deletion rules slightly more complex, or they'll lose good members.

I can well believe it; my only concern would be whether or not I could have it back afterwards.

Thats actually very funny!!! Well done!!! P.s. I knew you were a shit stabber btw!!! Let's see if you can grasp this concept. I don't find it in any way offensive for you to think I'm homosexual, and I'm going to guess that goes for everyone else you've tried that on. Try a different line.

Do admins count? Absolutely, I promise to wear a wig of your choosing, and I'm (slightly) prettier than Lee Clark. You'll never know the difference. Let's face it, that's the best offer you'll get this weekend. Sheridan Smith! Sorry...

A blowjob to the first mod to ban this cunt tbh.

Has anyone got the photo of Juninho trying to square-up to Phillipe Albert? Nobby-tastic

That's what did it for me. Surprised you know how long it's been, given it's one of the key things he goes on (and on...and on...and on) about in his book.

I think the secret is to really agonise over every minute you've been off them. If they're still having trouble after that, they should try carrying a pack around with them at all times and smelling the sweet, sweet tobacco when ever they get the urge for a smoke.

I've just noticed that "cuntt" has been changed to "twat" in one of my PMs. How on Earth are we supposed to refer to the likes of TOPTOON? Cunting censorship will not be tolerated! I bet CuntMag's behind this.