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DEAR MR MATT, YOU HAVE GOT IT IN ONE.

..,evertyime a frewnch perosn mistrakljkent assumezs I; Enlgish, and ioh cornernt them tha t ghtey fell the ned f ot pari t catllyy get dowb on th e kne and fgrpo el for forgiveness? Better?

...everytime a French person mistakenly assumes I'm English, and I correct them, that they feel the need to practically get down on their knees and grovel for forgiveness? Occasionally someone just says "same thing", at which point I politely inquire as to why they chose to emigrate from Belgium.

I'd rather that than the workers who seem to be flat out for 10 hours and get fuck all done. One of my most productive staff members used to spend his entire day posting on forums and emailing his mates, he worked best in quick fast bursts. I'm pretty similar myself. I'm not suggesting that's the case here...WASTRELS!

Lots of sand plus the intense heat of a nuclear blast or ten equals glass carpark. I heard a very sombre US citizen declare it whole-heartedly as the solution to the Middle East problem. Sorry, I thought it was more widely known; certainly made me laugh.

Every time I hear the term, I just think about how much fun the finished product sounds like. I'd like to think I'm a compassionate human being, but that's got to be worth a few million Iraqis. On a serious note, it's going to be very hard for this problem to be sorted until the key issue that Zathras raised is sorted. US corporations need to stop pulling money out of the country. How is a rape victim ever supposed to get her life back together when the rapist still basically has his dick in her? This problem isn't going away.

Sidebottom sounds like a euphemism. Didn't know Jon Ronson played keyboard for them!

Jenny Agutter?

2 words: glass carpark.

You should pull out of Iraq and join a coalition to attack the US, while they've got fuck all no-one to defend them. Get out Grandpa's rifle and put a pot on your head, Zathras, we're a-comin' fer ye.

Just reading that again. The sooner you come out of the closet and admit your insufferable snobbery the better!

You can't resist tbh. Are you accusing me of wummery? How very DARE you!

Why am I not surprised that you can't differentiate between attacking someone's point of view and having a discussion? I've had plenty of decent chats with you about movies, but no-one is seemingly allowed to have a different opinion about you to this movie, I just thought it was ironic given the subject matter, lighten up!

I was just laughing at HF attacking another person for not liking the film, I think he's in a huff, AGAIN!

I said I thought it was no fun, but I still thought it was very good. What were you expecting? Did you want one of them to be more like Bruce Willis, protect the building and sort the terrorists? Next person who dares criticise is getting called un-American and hauled of the Gitmo! Woe betide anyone criticising a film in the film thread. tbh.

I said I thought it was no fun, but I still thought it was very good. What were you expecting? Did you want one of them to be more like Bruce Willis, protect the building and sort the terrorists? Next person who dares criticise is getting called un-American and hauled of the Gitmo!

Where? Details. Anyone fancy telling me about rakeback? This will probably become really important in the long run, except of course I can't sign-up to any of the sites I'm already on...technically.

So many of your jokes remind me of jokes from school, you're not spending too much time around school yards are you?

Sorry, I'll endeavour to cut the response times to a more acceptable level in future. I've played around with the demo but haven't bought it yet. I might pick it up today. Someone mentioned something about being able to upload your hand histories to it. How does that work? Just been playing with PokerTracker, it's handy for analysing your position and profit on particular hands, plus you can replay a hand for easy "what the fuck was I thinking there" value, but it's a fucking pain to import tournament summaries, for Stars anyway, so tourney manager is definitely worth the money.

Forward.

Respect to anyone who tries basically, you feckin' hippy.

I was only thinking that yesterday.

I saw that, bastard's put it up ten dollars since whenever the thread I read was put up. Inflation's a bitch (good name for a blow-up doll?)

Out-stinging Ginge? That's it, I'm off to buy it. Ever considered selling double-glazing?

Already has one at Bensmusic.co.uk doesn't he? Anyone signed up? Just some bloke waffling about Gary Barlow being the 5th best entertainer in the UK over the last decade, I left.