adios

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Bugger, cheers for checking. The trouble with paying for this is, I'm not sure I can see the value in it after getting PokerTracker, but it would be nice to have something this straight forward.

Has anyone got a live link to (or a copy) of SnG Tracker? As far as I can tell it does everything Tourney Manager does and it's free.

Alexi Wiener? Yeah, might be a wind-up. I loved the "said it best...conceive, believe, achieve" quote, because if it rhymes, it basically can't be beaten.

Almost? Blasphemy tbh.

Double helpings of hell for you. They're the right ones according to SouthPark. Thats the mormons. "The correct answer was the mormons" Theres a JH assembly hall near me actually which is attended by some frustratingly attractive young female parishoners. What's that? Jehovah's Witness and Mormons are one and the same? Ohhhh. EDIT: In case the reference was too obscure: http://www.cephas-library.com/jw/jw_jw_lds_same_origin.html And it could not have come from a higher authority.

You're right it doesn't account for that, but haven't those members moved out anyway? I think luckypierre is your new neighbour, but I'm fairly baffled by this whole concept tbh.

Aren't they luddites? Probably not overly fond of the internet, "If God had wanted us to go on t'internet he'd have given us USB ports" etc. Though they do have a website...

I never gave that a thought.....till now!!! and now i want to know who mine are Yours are Elric & Andy. Anyone who just needs to know this, go to Members and search at the bottom, sorted by Join Date and 50 results per page. Then get your member number, divide by 50, round down and add one, that's the page you'll be on, the people either side of your name are your neighbours. I think...

Neither am I really, I was taking the piss out of Patrokles' somewhat affected or (hopefully) ironic Americanised posting style. I gave Patrokles credit for that once before, sadly it was not to be.

When you throw in the men's names? I don't think the Jews can beat that tbh.

Sorry, I'm not familiar enough with the subject matter to join in your sad little game.

Dawson's Geek tbh.

Happy birthday, baby!

Haven't been, but I'll wager it beats the shit out of Waukegan, Illinois.

I'll autonym you in a minute!

When you do read this, cheers for the recommendation of Sirens of Titan; finished today, excellent read.

When you talk about the day's events, you are talking about the events of a single day, and yet you use an s, because it denotes posession, the same goes for 2 weeks' duration etc.

I'm having one; how much would it cost to have a movement sensor that plays "Shearer, Shearer!" and the St James' roar blasted out of a loud-speaker, every time a mourner walks within 15 feet of it? Anything to disrupt the sanctity of death tbh.

congrats, you lunatic!

I've posted on here quite a few times after copious amounts of alcohol. It could explain away some of the shite that I post, but alas most of that is posted during the daytime. I honestly think I would die before I got to the level of drunkness you describe, could I really be that pedantic?

No different to wearing a skullcap the size of an elephant's diaphragm.

I downloaded one off t'internet too, and never got any further than looking at what was involved on the video. All I know is, didn't look too hard, middle-aged bint wasn't worth caning the Gemmill over. Sound like the same one?

Can people actually get this fucked or is it some sort of attention seeking thing? I thought maybe Patrokles was taking the piss out of the lasses that do it. I will pay good money to anyone who will let me in on the secret of getting this wasted, sarrskly!

August for a boy, pronounced like the adjective, not the month. Seriously, can anyone beat that?