adios

How do you know what flowers taste like? I assume somebody stole your wallet one Christmas and you had to survive on flowers and ditchwater for a year.

I notice you picked the only one of his novels converted to Disney, though.

Besides (assuming everyone else's UK passport is the same as the one I was issued by the consulate in Düsseldorf a few years back), it only has the words "European Union" in fairly small letters at the top, then "United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" in bigger letters underneath and a massive royal coat of arms taking up the rest of the front page. It's not as if we're being asked to roll up to passport control and hand over our biometric data imprinted into a Belgian waffle or something. I know I've lost track of this ID card debacle but Charlemagne Wept!

Individually wrapped biscuits? Sorry I thought she had a bit of misfortune, I missed the bit where she said she'd been trapped in a Dickens novel.

I thought it was very good, couple of cringe-tastic moments in typical Wachowski brothers style, but top quality popcorn.

Attention seeking?

Have a good one.

Yep.

I think you're imagining things that aren't actually happenning.

Even DaVinci was only relatively brilliant, surely?

Have you watched it recently?

DOOMED!

I favour it over Party and a few others, but Full Tilt might be better, and I'd be watching which way the fish swim before making a decision.

Measuring consistency by averages? Has Leazes just invented the field of ironic accounting? If the FA are to be believed the NUFC accountants are already practicing it.

I already prefer them to the originals.

See you on Stars soon, then.

It should have been NEU2 tonight Cath, at my local. Unfortunately the singer , Bongo, left 2 weeks ago so it's a stand in, someone called the Eiderdowns . It's the landlady first band night since she took over four months ago so she made me promise to show my face for moral support in case nobody turned up Excellent.

I hope so, I'm just looking now, I'm pretty sure I'm looking at players from the US right now. EDIT: Definitely.

Bush signed the Bill. Full Tilt, Full Contact, WPEX, Absolute, True Poker, Doyle's Room still accepting US players at the moment. Apparently none on Stars or Party.

That's it, we need a Dawson's Creek forum.

You proper cunt.

I wasn't serious, thanks for the brief rundown of the Alex scale, though. Drink is difficult to beat if you need to forget about your problems and don't fancy taking a trip directly into the gutter in a few short steps. I think taking drugs with things on your mind is generally bad for your mental health. Horses for courses. Please stop talking about the nice tastes, particularly the malt whisky!

Cross between Prince Charles and that murderer bloke out of Scream.

You're not a medical man, are you?